Tonka Tough

Super tough, strong, opposite of weaksauce

John: Yo christian lets play bloody knuckles

Christian: Shoots you go first

John: *punches Christian's hand*

Christian: OMG MY F*****G HAND IS BROKEN!!!

John: don't be a wuss YOU'RE NOT TONKA TOUGH YOU FAIL!! You lack the gunz hand and fail at life!!

Christian: YOURE RIGHT I AM WEAKSAUCE AND FAIL AT LIFE!!

by phailmoar February 16, 2009

Tonkartons

TONKARTONS OWNER -VIRGIL VAN TONK ORGANISATION

Hayyaan Bapu

Ismaeel Omer

Rawaha Ibrahim

Shakeel suleman

Yusuf Bapu

Ibrahim Bax

Awais Ahmed

Zayd Ahmad

Hassan khan

Faizan Patel

Umar sodagar

Hamza

Talhah Umar

Aadil matki

Hamza Walibhai

Oi Hayyaan go tonk my guy over here he's getting bare lippy

Tonkartons assemble

by Deontit Aylder October 14, 2020

Topeka Destroyer

When you're getting head after a long night of drinking and you barf on the girl's head while she's bobbing you off. Known as a Topeka Destroyer because it destroys the chances of you ever getting head from that girl again.

"So I guess we won't be seeing Stacey again."
"How come?"
"I gave her a Topeka Destroyer last night."

by its426 October 22, 2003

Tonka Tickets

massive boobs

My sister has tonka tickets

by Wife of Tonka Twig January 10, 2010

Topeka Cheese Snack

Lightly tuck bits of American cheese into a woman's asshole and then have punishing anal sex until the cheese melts. Pull your cheesed cock out and insert it into her mouth for a savory taste treat.

She was starving so I insisted that she allow me to whip up my satisfying Topeka Cheese Snack.

by anonymous June 12, 2016

back it up like a Tonka truck

To back it up and get down.

An ancient saying, originating in Mesopotamia, recently reintroduced by rapper Pitbull in the song 'On the Floor' by the Jennifer Lopez.

Moments after entering the club, Matthew backed it up like a Tonka truck.

Joseph ordered a root beer at the bar, then proceeded to back it up like a Tonka truck.

by grandmaster_phag June 28, 2016

Tonka Turtle

A large feminine physique, with a round tummy, ugly face, likes there food and a hump in the back. Usually a stage 5 clinger. Also usually pleased with a purchase of french fries.

Wowww there are tonka turtles everywhere! Look at them eating their frenchhh fries

by schifo December 27, 2010