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Teapression

The feeling you get when you reach for your cup of tea, only to realise that you've already drunk the contents.
Dude, I got really bad teapression. Make me another!
by hardmonkey November 7, 2010
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Compression shorts

Athletic underwear that look like shiny boxer-briefs and are supposed to function the same as a jockstrap (support/protect the testes) but don't. Fit awkwardly and strenuous activity causes your junk to move around which leads to lots of awkward adjusting. Have become very popular with young men around the country who wouldn't be caught dead wearing a jockstrap in the locker room, even if it men't wearing something as uncomfortable and ineffective as Compression Shorts.
Teammate: Yo, no one wears jocks anymore bro. You need to hit up some compression shorts. Shit be stylin. Yolo.
by maximim July 26, 2012
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Trumpression

trumˈpreSH(ə)n/
noun
1. feelings of severe despondency and dejection after the election of Donald Trump.
2. conflicting feelings of wanting to leave the country, commit self-harm and resist at the same time.
The liberal journalist suffered from trumpression; they wanted to flee to Canada and kill them selves, but they wanted to march against President Trump.
by Irreverent Reverend February 10, 2018
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Compression Pants

Athletic "underwear" popular in sports such as basketball, they differ from compression shorts because they go down to the calf
Jack : Are those leggings??
Brandon : No, they're compression pants, I play basketball
by Vxnce June 17, 2019
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Depression Compression

When you're depressed so you curl into a ball and compress
"It's Sad Nigga Hours so Ima do the depression compression
by Big boi123 December 12, 2017
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Compression

A more obscure spell that compresses the target into (typically) a small stone.
The Foliot was crushed into a stone as I launched a Compression at it.
by Kwing October 29, 2009
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Kompression

Its where the bullet hits ones body and compresses the area from in which the impact occurs.
Kompression of the bullet in Explicits head, and shattered his skull.
by Serio Veriega January 19, 2004
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