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Tomer moment

When someone acts confused to an extremely obvious statement
Person 1: I need to go sleep now, see you later!
Person 2: ???
Person 1: Tomer moment
by pogge5 February 19, 2021
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Moaning Tomer

When two men face opposite ends of a room and slowly back into each other until their asses lightly touch. It is imperative that no eye contact is made.

See also: Whispering Jim
Those guys totally changed the mood of the party when they decided to start a Moaning Tomer.
by bizzolt October 11, 2011
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tomer moment

when a guy says something sus (in a gay way) and acts oblivious when questioned about it
person #1:"i love men"
person #2:"ayyooo what did you say?"
person #1:"what?"
person #2:"tomer moment"
by 100% not tomer June 12, 2023
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Pulling a tomer

Set an ultimatum to your friends about a club you do not want to be in
If we go there I am not comming.I'm pulling a tomer
by A word inventor March 12, 2022
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"Cuss"tomer

A customer that makes you want to say not nice words, but you can't because you're at work.
I had a long day at work. Enough "cuss"tomers for one lifetime.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 2, 2022
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Tomer gay kaplan

Tomer Gay Kaplan, or in other words Tomer Kaplan is the sexiest man out there. As he does Guy Lee, he relishes the sounds that Ohayon produces.
Me: And Tomer, don't do Guy Lee now!

Tomer gay kaplan: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
by KEEEEEEEEE November 23, 2019
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Tomer

Big big dick guy he has a massive shlong
Did you see

tomer's shlong it is so massive
by Hananel November 21, 2021
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