tollpuff

When passing a marijuana joint amongst friends, there will sometimes appear disruptions in the correct "chain of passing".

When this happens the person who is to pass the joint to the correct person, is allowed to take a puff of the joint as "toll" for sending it on to the correct person who's turn it actually is to smoke.

Q: "Dude it's not your turn, why are you smoking?"
A: "Chillax dude, i'm just taking a tollpuff."

Q: "Would you pass it on for me?"
A: "For sure - tollpuff!"

by crudent June 30, 2009

tolot

Another way of spelling church, due to English's weird pronunciation rules. The 't' makes a /ch/ sound like in the word "picture" and the 'olo' makes an /ur/ sound like in the word "colonel".

Person 1: I go to tolot on Sunday.
Person 2: WTF?
Person 1: Church, it's an alternate spelling with the same pronunciation.

by ManBlo July 12, 2023

Leo Tolstoy

Leo Tolstoy or Count Lev Nikolayevich Tolstoy was a Russian writer widely regarded as among the greatest of novelists. His masterpieces War and Peace and Anna Karenina represent in their scope, breadth and vivid depiction of 19th-century Russian life and attitudes, the peak of realist fiction. Tolstoy's further talents as essayist, dramatist, and educational reformer made him the most influential member of the aristocratic Tolstoy family. His literal interpretation of the ethical teachings of Jesus, centering on the Sermon on the Mount, caused him in later life to become a fervent Christian anarchist and pacifist. His ideas on nonviolent resistance, expressed in such works as The Kingdom of God Is Within You, were to have a profound impact on such pivotal twentieth-century figures as Gandhi and Martin Luther King, Jr.

"All violence consists in some people forcing others, under threat of suffering or death, to do what they do not want to do." - Leo Tolstoy

"Boredom: the desire for desires." - Leo Tolstoy

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ December 6, 2009

tooltastic

adj, having many characterics or qualities of a tool in a such a way that it is fantastic!

That guy in the Giants sweatshirt turned out to be way less tooltastic than he seemed at first.

by lizzybeth42 April 10, 2008

for whom the bell tolls

2. Good book by Ernest Hemingway. It's about soldiers in the Spanish Civil War.

2. Classic Metallica song. It has great guitar, cool lyrics, and is a perfect song to headbang to. It's based off of the book by the same name.

1. For Whom the Bell Tolls is an excellent war story.

2. "Take a look to the sky, just before you die... It's the last time you will!"

by Rastablowtorch September 17, 2005

nodus tollen

the realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore

She was feeling nodus tollen when her crush asked someone else to prom

by Htraub March 21, 2017

toll sip

A sip of a beverage taken by someone while passing the beverage to it's rightful owner. The sip is taken as a "payment" by the person passing the drink. This action is most prevalent when one buys a beer from an aisle vendor while sitting deep in a row at a sporting event. Resulting "toll sips" are taken by your annoying buddies after the vendor hands it to them to pass to you.

"Hey Frankie! Pass me a beer, and no toll sips this time!"

by Deracin8ed December 9, 2008