An unhygienic, extremely ugly, emaciated-looking female; any fugly female, such as a swamp donkey, that resembles a swamp-like creature. The origins of this word are traced back to Tollund Man, a man who was hanged in the 4th Century BCE and whose corpse was removed from a peat bog in Denmark in 1950.
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This group is considered just as good, if not better than AP, IQ, VIP, & APEX.
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"Can you nominate me for Toyland? I want to be in it so badly!"
"I got denied from Toyland Perfection for the 3rd time! :("
"I got denied from Toyland Perfection for the 3rd time! :("
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The word to describe when you get an awesome "extra" of something and you didn't realize it or have to pay for it. Basic meaning derived from picking out tropical exotic plants, specifically the tillandsia, a free-growing, self-contained plant. They are often affixed to driftwood. Occasionally an extra one will get stuck to the driftwood and when you purchase it, you got a bonus tillandsia (plant).
Jesse: I like this piece of driftwood.
Hayley: And this one has 4 tillandsias instead of 3! There is one stuck.
Jesse: Bonus Tillandsia!
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Hayley: Wow, I found a dollar in the pocket of these thrift store jeans. Bonus Tillandsia!
Hayley: And this one has 4 tillandsias instead of 3! There is one stuck.
Jesse: Bonus Tillandsia!
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Hayley: Wow, I found a dollar in the pocket of these thrift store jeans. Bonus Tillandsia!
by hayley s. April 10, 2010
Get the bonus tillandsia mug.Tollan is and adjective used to describe the best smelling boy in the world. A Tollan hug is free and comfy. Tollan also describes a boy who has intense basketball skills and a really cool necklace that you can rip off and magnet back on.
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Old man: Damn sonny women didn't have booties like that back in my day.
Kid: what do you mean where. (While munching out on his Cinnabon)
Old man- well young'n, you see that fine piece a ass with the pigtails walk in in to that build a bearworkshop? That's what we like to call babes in toyland!
Ahhh...hmmm.yea....hmmm. oh ahh.hmmmm...almost there...ughh oh yea.. oh yesssss . spluge-splat!
Kid- aww... hey! I didn't as for extra icing on my cinnabon!
Old man- ( gasping for air) well now ya got 27 years worth , young'n. Now... we otta'get going to the playground now.... ya hear?
Kid: what do you mean where. (While munching out on his Cinnabon)
Old man- well young'n, you see that fine piece a ass with the pigtails walk in in to that build a bearworkshop? That's what we like to call babes in toyland!
Ahhh...hmmm.yea....hmmm. oh ahh.hmmmm...almost there...ughh oh yea.. oh yesssss . spluge-splat!
Kid- aww... hey! I didn't as for extra icing on my cinnabon!
Old man- ( gasping for air) well now ya got 27 years worth , young'n. Now... we otta'get going to the playground now.... ya hear?
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the toland shuufle if done succesfuly, you will have a lovely new colour of walls to admire although the smell might not be desired . not advised if you have black walls.
the toland shuufle if done succesfuly, you will have a lovely new colour of walls to admire although the smell might not be desired . not advised if you have black walls.
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Get the Toland Shuffle mug.A girl who is athletic but still trips over her feet. She is funny and nice and cares a lot. She has a lot of friends but only a couple of close ones. She can be a total dork but overall she is sweet and kind with a big heart.
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