Shit in the toilet 

A phrase used to describe something that has happened and can't be changed. Similar to Water under the bridge.

Josh- Dude i'm so fucking pissed at you for smashing my Lamborghini.

Sam- Sorry dude, it's shit in the toilet.

Shit in the toilet by bigjugsmctittyface. January 10, 2011

Real nigga taking a shit on the toilet 

When a real ass nigga slide through the bathroom to take a big fat disgusting vile shit in the toilet.

“Who in the other stall? You talking to a Real nigga taking a shit on the toilet! 💯

Real nigga taking a shit on the toilet by Lilniggafert November 15, 2020

Faxing a Shit to the Toilet Machine 

Another way of saying hey, I gotta take a dump.

- "Hey John, the meeting starts in 10 minutes!"
- "I know, I'll be in the other room faxing a shit to the toilet machine first."

Faxing a Shit to the Toilet Machine by K20Z3FG2 September 15, 2009

Who Shit In Your Toilet? 

Equivalent of:
- Who Rained On Your Parade?
- Who Pissed In Your Cornflakes?
- What's Got Your Panties In a Twist?

Person 1: I'm really excited to go to the beach!
Person 2: I don't give a shit
Person 3: Dang, Who Shit In Your Toilet?

Who Shit In Your Toilet? by Trizzy13 April 18, 2025

Don't shit in someone else's toilet 

A term used for those who plan on going abroad. Don't always assume that the laws over there will be the same as in your home country, they may be different and you could get caught out. It causes terrible anxiety to get arrested or go through a judicial process in another country so be careful. A good example is if you plan on flying a drone in another country. The laws may be different and the foreigners may get more irate over it than those in your own country.

Person 1: I might fly my drone over Paris when I go.
Person 2: French law may be different, be careful. Don't shit in someone else's toilet!

Don't shit in someone else's toilet by LordJenal September 2, 2022

Toilet Shitter 

What you call someone in the Toilet Bound Hanako-kun or Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun fandom

"I'm completely addicted to tbhk, I'm a true toilet shitter"

"Have you read the manga?"

"Uh... no?"

"And you dare call yourself a true toilet shitter..."

Toilet Shitter by yuzxixu June 3, 2020

shitting in my toilet 

creeping on one's Turf with the intent of causing issues.

Boy 1: "that gang of rejects keeps shitting in my toilet and it's getting on my nerves."
Boy 2: "yeah and soon this street will be on a pigs patrol if things don't settle down."

shitting in my toilet by grass_head February 13, 2020