The panic purchase of choice among millions of customers in the developed world during the coronavirus pandemic—when hoarding of the coveted item exposed the ugly side of humanity in terms of irrational fear and selfishness.
What is the world’s most number of toilet paper rolls one person had bought at one shot before the supermarkets nationwide ran out of them?
by MathPlus July 27, 2021
by Merpish Man April 27, 2020
A sacred piece of worship material that loves ur bum and which people think will give u corona immunity (that's why they're selling out btw.)
Toilet paper is a sacred paper. Which is a ritual that is commonly performed, as we use it to clean?
by LazyPotatoChip March 07, 2020
I don't have no toilet paper.
by Blabooga December 15, 2020
The cure for corona virus
dumb middle age woman : “Hey fuck off that’s my toilet paper”
another dumb middle age
woman : “ you have a trolley full you dog”
*fight over toilet paper begins*
another dumb middle age
woman : “ you have a trolley full you dog”
*fight over toilet paper begins*
by coughing asian March 08, 2020
Primarily used to wipe someone's immediate sphincter area. Nowadays used to wipe various unwanted liquid or viscid substances.
Also, like all varieties of paper, one can write stories on.
Also, like all varieties of paper, one can write stories on.
1. Use the toiletpaper this time son. You smell bad.
2. Oh my God, I've run out of paper and I will lose my train of thought. I better use some toiletpaper.
2. Oh my God, I've run out of paper and I will lose my train of thought. I better use some toiletpaper.
by toiletpaperstories July 21, 2005
A very rare product that can only be found with in 1-5 minutes of a store opening it is often guarded by the savage kanen
by Suck my lemons March 16, 2020