toilet

A bowl for urinating or defecating into. However, people use this bowl to throw rubbish away and to spunk into and throw tampons into.

"Dude, Toilet!"

toilet by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003

Toilet

A place for relief of bodily waste out of the anus of the butt. It is usually a low white porcelain "seat" in which you can safely "drop the Cosby Kids off at the pool." <-- this expression can be used to explain politely that you have to do your business.

"Excuse me John, ill be back in a few i just have to drop the Cosby Kids off at the pool."
"Man i had to flush that toilet three times and it nearly sent off the smoke alarm."

Toilet by Meech March 28, 2005