Tomism

General term pertaining to any of a wide number of comical vulgarities, invented insults and mismangulated obscenities and curses made famous by a certain Tom K. (last name omitted)

"Oh, you MOTHER!"
"You FUCKNOB!"
(insert name) "...has an I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich"
"sons-of-bastages"
"Cancel Christmas forever"
"butt buddy bubba with the burlap balls"
"rump ridin' ridge runner"

by Frank Klaune November 6, 2003

tobis

A mans third leg....his pleasure cannon.

"See her, she luuuuurves the tobis!"

by Mudom Rafez May 8, 2006

Tobis

It is a code word that could mean everything on this world

"hey, how are you?" "tobis!"

by Kimberly Hil November 25, 2019

Toxism

People in the Toxism religion that believe Toxicity to be the ultimate god.

"I'm a Toxist!"
"What's a Toxist?"
"I believe in Toxism!"
"WHAT'S TOXISM?"

by iiToxicAcid May 5, 2020

toxism

Toxism is a new religion which praises the Lord and Savior Søren Toksvig. It builds on the theory that Søren Toksvig is God and rules everything. Søren Toksvig is very much God so do what he says and you won't go to hell. 13,7 billion years ago he even designed hell and heaven. These two paintings can be found on Søren Toksvig's Facebook page.

I believe in Toxism, and i belive Søren Toksvig is god

by Søren Toksvig February 21, 2017

tobisfrog

tobisfrog is one of the most famous tiktokers known to man, they only speak the truth and r also one of the most sexiest ppl on tiktok too

“hey do you follow tobisfrog too?”

“duh theyre literally so valid”
“OKAYYYYY🔥🔥”

by av3ryl0lz February 27, 2021

TOBIS

Time of Butt in Seat. A term used to describe progress on a job measured by the time you've been warming your seat instead of actions performed.

Mitch thought he was going to get a TOBIS promotion, but his manager wanted to base it on merit instead.

by mrsmiith March 15, 2021