Going To Bed

What someone's says when there laying in bed playing on there phone so they don't have to talk

"Last night he said he was going to bed but he liked some bitches pic on instagram"

by wow._.kcb September 11, 2016

Put The Kids to Bed

Complete and utter ownage. This can occur in Beer Pong, Mario Kart, anything really. Usually shouted by the winner after the final nail is put in the coffin.

Basically implying that the opponents bed time has passed, and it's time for adults to play.

*Mike hits final cup in civil war*

Mike: WOW I'M TOO GOOD. PUT THE KIDS TO BED

by GOODKID December 8, 2013

hit the sack... and then go to bed

A declaration used in parting from company when one is about to retire for the evening to sleep, but not before masturbating.

In delivery, there should be a slight pause between "sack" and "and" to emphasize that what was implied by the first statement was not what was actually intended.

Me: Well, guys... I oughta be getting along. Time to hit the sack... and then... go to bed.

My Company: (moment of dawning... laughs and jeers)

by J Monty Rivers December 26, 2003

Go to bed

Go to bed - meaning just be quiet and pretend you’re sleeping to resemble no noise and peacefulness.

“You’re so pathetic , just go to bed.”

by uncircumsised lemon November 18, 2019

Hit the sack and go to bed

To masturbate before going to sleep

Hey man, it's been fun tonight, but I'm going to hit the sack and go to bed

by Omega Potato February 18, 2019

put her to bed

Giving her what she wants in the bedroom an then gettin what I want , now she's in the room sleepin & I'm in the living room watching the game 🙌

Aye bro ima holla at y'all later I'm about go (put her to bed )

by ThugLovin May 22, 2017

tosh told me to go back to bed

upon finishing your morning shower, exiting clean and ready to start the day you end up having to take a shit, ruining you fresh start and feeling the need to just head back to bed and screw the day

Taken from the one and only Daniel Tosh's standup

"My morning was already off to slow start then I get out of the shower and Tosh told me to go back to bed.

by jrr16 September 10, 2012