jesus tittyfucking christ

A term of extreme surprise that should be used sparingly, lest its impact lessen.

Did you see that really surprising thing? look over there..

Jesus tittyfucking christ! I wouldn't have seen that had you not pointed it out, thank you kind sir

by Bo bvo bo bo bo bob b October 22, 2007

Arkansas TittyFuck

After jizzing in between your girlfriend's tits, tittyfuck her and use your cum as a lubricant.

After i jizzed last night, i pulled an Arkansas TittyFuck with my girlfriend.

by CuntMonster69 May 25, 2010

tittyfuck my ass

The physically impossible act of stimulating the penis with one’s breasts via the anus. Used as an expletive to express anger or frustration at a situation, person etc.

Dude: Hey man looks like you’ve been fined for driving in a bus-only lane again.

Dude 2: Ah, tittyfuck my ass!

by Helpful_Scallywag March 22, 2018

Tittyfuck

When a dirty fucking son slide his hard cock between her mom's tits and cum on them.

I love to tittyfuck my mother's tits hard! She's such a slut since she begs for my dick to cum on her dirty face. I fuck her throat too to make her puke on her hanging boobs. Her vomit make my cock slide better in between her big incestuous tits.

by Rikycurveddick February 08, 2018

reversed tittyfuck

The act of siting on a girls face while putting your penis in between her boobs and ejaculating on her chest. Its not very enjoyable for the girl on the other hand

Steve: I just reversed tittyfucked a girl in the bathroom!
John: No way, reverse tittyfuck? your kidding! Did she like it?
Steve: I don't know, her voice was really muffled

by boobiesex March 22, 2014

Hoobastank tittyfuck

Verb: when one puts a bowl of marijuana (hoobastank) betwixt a woman’s tits and pushes the tits around the carb of the bowl whilst hitting the bowl with one’s face in the tits.

Person one: have you smoked that new cookies shit yet?
Person two: totally man! I hit a fat hoobastank tittyfuck with my girl last night.

by Father Jon Marxist September 27, 2020