titiot

Any person who loses rational thinking capabilities in the presence of breasts (bare or otherwise)

When I take my friend to the gentleman's club, he becomes a total titiot.

by ChantryKnight May 17, 2015

pee-tition

Small wall separating the urinals in the men's room.

I have a shy bladder and hate to use a men's room with no pee-titions.

by wilddogg November 12, 2009

Tibo

The epitome of funny, crazy and hot af. Great to hug too. Leaves too many hickeys tho..not that I mind 😏

Me:"Last night I went out with Tibo. It was really good. ;)"
Friend:" Ahhh I can see that.😏"

by Meme queen 2000 August 4, 2019

titnotized

The act of looking down at a woman's breasts and being unable to look up.

Chris was at ALA and looked down to see the woman's name badge--he was unable to look up, he was titnotized.

by PhillyNYcommuter July 30, 2008

TITCOMM

Abb. for "Twitch In The Corner Of My Mouth"
To be used in forums, comments, etc.
Because you never really laugh out loud.

Example:
Above post: "blahablablaa, half decent pun..."

You: "TITCOMM"

by TheDaninator January 22, 2011

timbourine

A half Australian-half Filipino goofball creature with a competitive ability in nocturnal activity. Oversleeps often, and is known to run over kangaroos in its native environment. Approach these goofballs with caution, they are known to skilfully use your own body weight against you. Strong creatures have been taken down by the deceptively goofy looking timbourine.

Also have a lot of identity issues so tend to reject use of the label "timbourine"... harmless goofballs really so go ahead and refer to them as such!
Also good shags.

Mmmm... timbourine... yes...
I am not a toy timbourine!!
Late for work again timbourine?

by kr_ldn March 13, 2011

Tibor

A name and a noun.

The name: A terrifically handsome yet warmhearted individual, usually with great hair and awesome sense of humor. Because if the Tibor's gentle kindness many woman find him irresistable. This is because a Tibor is completely loyal and friendly and if he wants to be, a Tibor can be dead sexy.

noun: a simple way to describe a thing or object that you find a likeness in of enjoy being around.

Name: Woman: That Tibor is sooo nice! He is just the sweetest thing! I hope i can go out on another date with him soon!

Noun: That old teddy bear is a tibor! It just reminds me of my wonderful childhood when things get rough. It keeps me on my feet!

by Trollerface321 September 13, 2014