Tinika
When placed into words Tinika sums up all of the beauty in the world into a six letter word. Tinika is more glorious and beautiful than all of the sun rises and sun sets that have ever taken place on the planet Earth combined into a single moment in time. The stars of the universe as well as the wonders of the heavens can all be summed up into a single word known as Tinika. To understand the magnitude of the ability for Tinika to be equivalent to all of this beauty one must travel until their is no longer a beginning or end to space itself and then return back to a central point in the universe and locate a solar system known as the sol system which contains the magnificent Tinika on a planet known as Earth.
When placed into words Tinika sums up all of the beauty in the world into a six letter word. Tinika is more glorious and beautiful than all of the sun rises and sun sets that have ever taken place on the planet Earth combined into a single moment in time. The stars of the universe as well as the wonders of the heavens can all be summed up into a single word known as Tinika. To understand the magnitude of the ability for Tinika to be equivalent to all of this beauty one must travel until their is no longer a beginning or end to space itself and then return back to a central point in the universe and locate a solar system known as the sol system which contains the magnificent Tinika on a planet known as Earth.
Once the Big Bang occurred in the Universe the magnificent Tinika was formed as space and time itself stood still in honor of the Tinika that was created.
by Matchmaker14 March 8, 2010
Get the Tinika mug.Tinoism a religion created by a middle teen named Tino that has a tradition to eat lemons. There are 5 ranks in this religion:
A Tino civilian has to eat one or more lemons a year
A Tinoist has to eat 20 or more lemons a year
A Tinologist has to grow/have any type of lemon tree
A Tino priest has to eat 100 or more lemons a year
A Tino is the creator and the God of all the people living under the Tinoism conditions
A Tino civilian has to eat one or more lemons a year
A Tinoist has to eat 20 or more lemons a year
A Tinologist has to grow/have any type of lemon tree
A Tino priest has to eat 100 or more lemons a year
A Tino is the creator and the God of all the people living under the Tinoism conditions
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Get the Tinoism mug.When you are taking a deuce in public, and someone walks into the bathroom, so you close your cheeks with all your might. Of course, when the bathroom is empty, your bowels explode your shit outward at Mach 3.
I was taking a shit yesterday at Applebee's, and somebody walks in. So I get toilet tension and seize up my ass. So this guy left, and it was just me. So I explode my ass, and shortly after, I hear someone flush a urinal...I guess someone walked in when the other guy walked out...
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This is the third week I timsimoned a hoe.
I heard this one kid in school say he was timsimoning a hoe for 3hours.
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I heard this one kid in school say he was timsimoning a hoe for 3hours.
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Get the timsimon mug.(noun) An alcoholic beverage that consists of one cup of Natural Light or Keystone Light beer with a shot of Banker's Club vodka mixed in. It is usually served in a Solo cup but any plastic cup is adequate. The drink is typically garnished with a cigarette bud or the bone of a chicken wing.
I was at the Phi Sigma Alpha kegger last night and wanted to get f*cked up. I told my bro I didn't want to take straight shots so he made me a bro-tini that was off the chain.
by KidA RIP November 21, 2009
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