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Tindermission

The act of taking an undisclosed amount of time to catch up on your Tindering, similar to the intermission of a Broadway show.
Drew: Wow this Broadway show sucks.
Chris: Yeah can't wait till intermission so I can start Tindering some hoes.
Drew: Yeah when is Tindermission?
Chris: You'll know. You can feel it in your heart...
by future help September 20, 2014
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Tinderfied

The fear from being matched on tinder to someone out of your league.
OMG I'm so Tinderfied...... Help me, please help me, oh god help me come up with something witty to say!
by M Welton October 23, 2014
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Tinderscriminate

Adjective describing a tinder user who only swipes right
Person E: Dude she's heinous, don't like her.

Person O: Screw it I'm tinderscriminate.
by Redwall II March 8, 2015
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Tindersphere

The distance one is willing to travel in order to have a sexual liaison with someone they just matched with on Tinder.
John Adams: I just connected with this super hot Methodist. She is only two townships over and is still of childbearing age.

Ben Franklin: I hope you get to see 'neath her petticoat.

John Adams: Alas, my horse is lame and thus she is not within my Tindersphere.
by weyus August 28, 2016
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tinderfella

The male version of a tinderella. An attractive male discovered through the app Tinder, that you deem to be your dream guy. Derived from the perfect shoe fit in Cinderella- it's the perfect match like the shoe size in the tale.
Girl 1: Have you found any hot guys on Tinder yet?
Girl 2: I am pretty sure I just found my tinderfella- I am totally gonna fuck the shit out of him.
by thisusernamesucks9 December 20, 2017
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tinderless

everybody around you has disappeared off to Tinder while you stick to your old, romantic belief that good things happen differently.
"i am tinderless. i want to be with you"
by Krkič August 25, 2019
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turd tenderizer

Chrithtopher, you are thuch a turd tenderizer!
by sbo March 17, 2011
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