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timber inline™️

A turm used by those who can smash n who like to zip tie there Frenemies For the fuck of It!! Who turn on you so now want to see them fall by knocking them at the knees w “hi powered Co2 guns for the fun of it ! Cuz we can!!😂🤣🖕
Hay dog you ready to go take care of our timber inline™️
by k187c February 2, 2020
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Shiver Me Timbers

Nowadays used in a passive aggressive way (usually by the british) at school or somewhere public when someone tries to act big and bad or naughty when they're really just a try hard.
For example:
Person 1: Talk shit about me one time and I'll batter you - you hear me?
Person 2: Ooh, sorry roadman - I'm so scared - shiver me timbers!
by British School Slang February 7, 2020
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Trimmer

A trimmer is a person who goes to a certain area of the Yorkshire Moors in England, where the craggy rock floor is coated in a thick and velvety moss covering.

The rocks are weathered and worn with age, and have formed deep crevices that are used as a substitute for the female genitalia. Lone walkers can be found face down in the rocks, appearing to sniff the moss, with their gentlemen inserted deep into a soft mossy crevice.

This act of copulation helps to trim the moss and keep it under control. Hence the phrase - “Trimmers”.
Paul is such a trimmer! He was face down on the moors this morning with his pal from the Co-op, Terry Tickler. He’s nothing but a moss sniffing shuffler!
by Jizz Maestro May 7, 2019
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Chopping timber

The act of defecating. A way to let others know that you're going to go drop the dueces like a sweaty lumberjack.
If you guys need me, I'll be in the basement chopping timber.
by CbenC September 10, 2009
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camp Timber tops

THe best place ever. Seriously. Fun, Friends, Cheesey campfires. They have it all. My heart will always live there, my memories stay forever, friends friends friends, we will always be.
WARNING! After leaving one might expirience campsickness, waking up and knowing whether its a red or white day, hoping olypics or pioneer days will break out soon, having the urge to break into song every five minutes, saying camp jokes and wondering why no one else is laughing,and still singing the alma-mater every night before bed
After returning to your summer home, you will expeirience sheer excitement, mild screaming, hugging laughing, adn smiling so much your jaws hurt. You will also expirience crazyness, and joy, please contact your brain to see if camp timber tops is right for you.
by the camp gal October 9, 2011
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Timberlake

Timberlake--verb--when a formerly dorky guy suddenly becomes sexually attractive, like Justin Timberlake did. To Timberlake.
Joseph Gordon-Levvitt was a dork until he Timberlaked.
by Telyra August 15, 2011
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Justin Timberlake

One of the hottest most talented singer/songwriter that there is! Talented, funny and gorgeous.
Hey isn't that one of the hottest guys in the planet Justin Timberlake?
Hell yeah it is!
by MM101 May 3, 2011
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