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Dude, did you hear that Pink Floyd song called Time?!
Time by ThatOneKidWithTheStub November 18, 2012
Something that literally passes you by, hardly ever waves or expresses any form of amiable communication, and more often than not mocks you from its set place in history saying such things as, "Remember when..?" and, "You can't change me," and (most depressing of all), "Ain't is a shame that you took me for granted?"
"Man, I remember this one time..."
"I just wish I could go back and change that time in my life when..."
"I wish I could have appreciated it when..."
Time by theProtagonist August 4, 2012
Moves at a speed of 1 second per second. Often moves at 2 minutes per second if you are in Indiana or Ohio, or when at school or band camp.
Bob: Hey steve it's time for lunch break!

Steve: Thank God! I've been sitting here for 5 hours!

Bob: But you came in late and have only been here for 2 hours...
time by Someone you think you know September 2, 2005
Turns rock to sand,Kills kings, moves moutains,AND ABOVE ALL MAKES CHESSE YUMMY!
"givin a long enough time line the mortality rate for everyone
drops to zero"
time by JtothemuthafuckinT December 28, 2005
Time is an absolute truth regardless of the state of existence so long as it is not the forever end. In the physical universe there need be motion of any kind for time to have something to be relative to. Time travel can not exist in the popular sense. One can travel forward in time while seemingly no time passes for the traveler, but this is an illusion caused by being in some kind of stasis. True travel back in time can not occur.

This is not to say that instantaneous or near-instantaneous travel is impossible, just that such theories may not come into conflict with time's law.
It took a long time before the big bang happened again.
time by Jorden K L December 6, 2006
An abstract concept used to describe the linear passaage of events obsesrvable in three dimensions. The "classical" three dimensions (length, width, height) are spatial, whereas time is temporal. Time cannot be directly observed, only quantified in terms of seconds, minutes, hours, etc. Time itself is impossible to accurately illustrate in our 3-D world, but is most often represented as a line, moving in one direction at a constant rate.
Time travels constantly in one direction, and is widely believed to be irreversible.
time by The Jack of Spades March 1, 2008