false teller

Someone who uses harmless falsenesses integrated into vaguely truthful stories with the intent of having a good laugh with friends. The juvial nature of the false teller does not in anyway make him a liar

Stephen I am not a liar I'm a false teller!!

by theKO September 13, 2006

ready teller

A place where one gets money easily.

Gang-banged by your manager, fella, gettin' money out your ass, like a mothafuckin' Ready Teller. Givin' up the dollar bills, now they got the Villain with a purse and high-heels.

by Vanilla Ice Cube November 16, 2007

norwegian tiller

Dutch rudder with continuous eye contact

Jeff and Matt's Dutch Rudder progressed in to a Norwegian Tiller as they stared deep into each others souls

by JtoTheB.R.O February 25, 2015

Penn and Teller

While the man and woman are having sex in the doggy style position, the man has a friend waiting in the closet who comes out, then the man pulls out and the friend enters without the woman noticing, the man then runs outside quietly and up to the bedroom window where he knocks and when his girl looks up he waves at her, thus giving the magical illusion named penn and teller.

Cindy, john pulled a penn and teller last night and his friend gave me crabs.

by jelly donut December 10, 2006

tilley

1. amazing football player
2. sexy as hell
3. can beat you up
4. is amazing

Damn dude he's a tilley

by qsdfew December 21, 2008

bank teller

1) The worst job ever.
2) Having to smell b/o all day and people's bad breath.
3) Human Computer who is expected to never make mistakes.

Charlotte: Hey Lauren, don't you just love your job as a BANK TELLER ?
Lauren: No I Effing hate this mutha fukin job.

by charlietuna January 15, 2009

teller smeller

To expel gas into the carrier at a bank's drive-through teller station, sending the noxious odor into the bank with your transaction.

Send a teller smeller with that deposit you're making!!

by Daddysxj September 29, 2010