tissue skin

Someone with sensitive skin , easy to break and scratch! Like tissue , breakable and dead

George has tissue skin

by Eves January 5, 2014

titsuckers

children, kids.

Q: So do you have any titsuckers?

A: Yes, a daughter.

As taken from the TV series Califonication, Season 2, Episode 2 "The Great Ashby".

by Nick Nailer February 21, 2009

jizzy tissues

any fabric or material that is used to jizz on and is left to ferment in a conspicuous location.

Clean up those jizzy tissues you fag

by pcmckay August 2, 2007

nasal tissue

What many people call facial tissue, such as Cleanax (Kleenex), Puffs, etc.
So called because it is usually used for blowing the nose; though on occasion they are used to wipe away eye boogers.

Hey Nora, be a dear and get me some nasal tissue please. I need to blow my schnoz!

by Telephony August 26, 2015

happy tissue

tissue used to wipe off bodily fluids expressed as a result of masturbation, typically from a male, but also applicable to females.

CB: How long has it been since you've been laid?
Jane: It's been a while...
CB: Oh wait...is that why I saw all those happy tissues near your bed?
Jane: Yup! I conk out afterwards and forget to clean up.

by 2PWC January 26, 2009

titsup

Whens somethings gone wrong/screwed up

Its gone tits up
meaning its gone wrong, its not working. something like that

by Arkz September 12, 2004

tibfus

A word that describes someone so idiotic that they go beyond stupidity and become a tibfus

You are such a tibfus!

by We were in science March 15, 2017