The noob or newbie in your workgroup whose very presence makes your skin crawl. Little or no social graces. Has many certifications, but when tasked with a job, often fails in a sad, pathetic, uninformed way. Often in a position with a status of "Junior" to a superior, more experienced individual.
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Kline keeps donating money to organizations to have buildings named after himself, and Specter reacts by donating more himself, to place his name on more buildings. It's a giant-ass dick thwacking contest.
The cold war was effectively a dick thwacking contest between the US and Russia.
The cold war was effectively a dick thwacking contest between the US and Russia.
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