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thunderjugs

Very large, impressive breasts. The kind you write home about.
Oh, sweety?

Yes, dear?

Don't look at that girl over there.

Where? Oh, wow, you mean the one with the thunderjugs?
by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005
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thundersnacks

the hunger you feel after being woken up by a thunderstorm or the hunger you feel after a long day of storm watching
"Did you hear that storm last night?" "Yeah I did, it woke me up and I had some thundersnacks."
by Nana Mogens June 5, 2020
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Thunderpussy

A legendary method of fingering a pussy with a certain hand positioning where the pinky, middle finger, and thumb are expanded while the index and ring fingers are folded into the palm. The thumb is the dolphin which rapidly and effectively stimulates the clitoral region. The middle finger is then inserted into the vaginal crevice, and last but not least, the pinky enters the forbidden valley aka the rectum. The official method is commonly called the telephone, where you insert pinky and middle finger first, also called "picking up the telephone" and then position thumb downwards toward clitoral region as if you are hanging up the telelphone; and repeat. The whole process of thunderpussy is also known as TJ or thunderpussy job.
"Did you see Gerald thunderpussy that young hussy at the club?"
"Oh yeah! How long was the telephone call for?"
"They were up all night!"
"I bet his fingers wreak of ass and tuna!"
by Chink and a Jew February 7, 2007
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thundersnow

A freak type of snow storm that is accompanied by startlingly loud-ass thunder and lightning even though no rain is present.

Although not common, the phenomenon typically happens in the winter months around the Great Lakes areas of the U.S. and Canada.
The Weather Channel reporter almost shit himself when he was reporting in Chicago during a super thundersnow storm!
by dookeyboy February 22, 2011
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Thunderspud

a short, fat, and quite odd looking penis.
Debra began to laugh hysterically when Joe confidently whipped out his Thunderspud.
by slurpie808 January 12, 2011
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thundersnow

A strange weather phenomenon first widely discussed in winter 2006, involving a thunderstorm with snow instead of rain.
Thundersnow would be a great name for a heavy metal band.
by Ben Frey April 1, 2006
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Thundershit

1. When you're in the stall taking a shit, and the sounds coming from your asshole are so foul and repulsive, that you are too embarrassed to come out of the stall and face the other people in the bathroom.
Joe: That guy sure has been in there a long time.
Lawson: He's taking a thundershit, he doesn't want to come out and have us see his face.
by Lsquaredcomic March 21, 2010
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