Truncheon

A gentlemen's erect love muscle

Gary teased Sharon with his twitching truncheon before slipping it in, much to Sharons delight

by Brucey Big Bonus August 30, 2012

love truncheon

another word for dick

slap a girl across the face with your love truncheon

by suffolk strangler January 1, 2007

thanchanok

Thanchanok is the most beautiful and cutest person you’ll ever meet! If a Thanchanok loves you, DON’T HURT HER OR LET HER GO!

Guy: Hey look it’s Thanchanok!

Guy 2: she’s looking beautiful today

Guy: she’s always beautiful you idiot

by Jadeeee Greennn May 29, 2018

Luncheon Meat Truncheon

Means a phallus. With attention drawn to meatiness, fleshiness and edibility. big giant squishy willy... oh yeah

Used by Jamie Theakston (he IS a celebrity, just a lame one).

"...and lo he drew forth his luncheon meat truncheon and jabbed at the gushing slot..."

by Octopusswah June 28, 2006

Taunch

Someone who frequently calls herself "the perfect child/person". Really good at hitting the wall. Normally can only be matched for sassy critique and intensity by Abby Lee Miller, professional dancer and criminal. Solid 6/10 at beer pong — would be higher except she hits the rosé too hard. Solid 10/10 person. Can often be found yelling "get rekt mayo", "shame little boys" and "that is not okay".

Flat Dad: "Taunch was fucked tonight, ay."
Kitchen Bitch: "Seeing as she fell down the wall, yeah."

Person One: "Name ONE person who can beat Abby Lee Miller in a fight."
Person Two: "Taunch."

by SisterExport March 5, 2017

Trunchbull

The act of forcing someone to eat ass, usually by a very large, butch woman.

My girl screamed "You can do it, Bruce!" and made me eat her ass for 27 minutes!

Wow, talk about a Trunchbull!

by Zerog_27 June 18, 2016

Trunchbull

A large, more than likely cloven woman who eats small children and entire herds of livestock. Known to destroy entire villages.

She went at the Chinese buffet like a Trunchbull

by Scoren June 28, 2012