What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

the best way to impress your parents then get in trouble

Me:"Dad I'm home"
My dad:"I got a phone-call from you teacher today"
*Me thinking I'm in trouble*"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit!"
My dad:"...wheres mah belt"

by Le random Persona October 13, 2021

thumbcake

Someone who tries to ruin a party or gathering by doing something anti-social, i.e. someone who looks at a beautiful birthday cake and sticks their thumb in it. fuckhead dumb fuck punk ass bitch moron

Billy just sh*t in the punchbowl...that guy is a real thumbcake.

by DonPedro April 28, 2005

thumbtack

Sexual Position. The man sits in a chair and the girl sits on his erect penis. Kind of like how you would put a thumbtack on your teachers chair so that they would sit on it.

"Dude did you bang that chick last night?"
"Yea, I thumbtacked her."

by Rocker2791 February 9, 2009

thumbcock

When you are being photographed, you place your hand underneath an article of clothing --- for example, your jacket --- and allow your thumb to stick out near your groin area, to resemble a penis.

"The chess team's yearbook photograph was ruined when Dimitry decided to pull a thumbcock."

Another example:

"The photograph of the wedding party was ruined when one of the groomsmen decided to thumbcock the photographer."

by NJRogerFeld September 8, 2009

rusty thumbtack

The act of sticking your thumb up your ass and using the resultant shit thumb to tack a picture of a hot womans face over some random skanks face prior to having missionary style sex with her; this is preferred if the young lass is buck toothed, has a mustache, chronic halitosis or is just plain fugly.

I picked up this troll at the library, took her back to my place, tore a pic of Reese Witherspoon from the latest cover of People magazine, administered the rusty thumbtack and proceeded to mount that ass a'la hucklebuck style, dropped a nut on her breastseses and got the fuck out....have not seen her since....good times

by Pierre St. Ballgargler February 20, 2011

thumbtacker

passing gas that feels like a bunch of thumb tacks coming out

Wow...that sounded like a thumbtacker!

by marray January 6, 2009

thumbtack in the dirt

Used to describe the low level of zoomer humor because they would find a “thumbtack in the dirt” funny if it was posted as a meme.

Your Grimace meme is almost as good as a thumbtack in the dirt.

by Malicious_ms July 25, 2023