thumbtack

Sexual Position. The man sits in a chair and the girl sits on his erect penis. Kind of like how you would put a thumbtack on your teachers chair so that they would sit on it.

"Dude did you bang that chick last night?"
"Yea, I thumbtacked her."

by Rocker2791 February 9, 2009

rusty thumbtack

The act of sticking your thumb up your ass and using the resultant shit thumb to tack a picture of a hot womans face over some random skanks face prior to having missionary style sex with her; this is preferred if the young lass is buck toothed, has a mustache, chronic halitosis or is just plain fugly.

I picked up this troll at the library, took her back to my place, tore a pic of Reese Witherspoon from the latest cover of People magazine, administered the rusty thumbtack and proceeded to mount that ass a'la hucklebuck style, dropped a nut on her breastseses and got the fuck out....have not seen her since....good times

by Pierre St. Ballgargler February 20, 2011

thumbtacker

passing gas that feels like a bunch of thumb tacks coming out

Wow...that sounded like a thumbtacker!

by marray January 6, 2009

thumbtack in the dirt

Used to describe the low level of zoomer humor because they would find a “thumbtack in the dirt” funny if it was posted as a meme.

Your Grimace meme is almost as good as a thumbtack in the dirt.

by Malicious_ms July 25, 2023

thumbfuck

to insert ones thumb into the anal or vaginal orfice.

i said "thumbfuck", you dumbfuck!

by dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prints January 21, 2004

thumbfucking my phone

The hateful practice of text messaging.

I mean, I like the girl, but she's always got me thumbfucking my phone.

by Jan Warren February 5, 2008

thumbtacked

BEING HIGH FROM THE CONTACT OF SMOKING WEED IN A CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP.

HAVING A SHARP MINDSTATE.

LETS POST UP AND GET THUMBTACKED IN MY CAR.

IM POSTING IN THE CAR SMOKING GETTING THUMBTACKED.
BOY YOU SHARP IS A THUMBTACK.

YOUR IN THE CAR GETTING THUMBTACKED LIKE RAPPER FILTH RICH.

BOY

by FILTH RICH September 14, 2015