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Threesome

Three people committing suicide at the same time
Yo, should we have a threesome
Hell yea dude
Lmao yeet
by Mwa mwa miwky February 3, 2019
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Threesome

If found a threesome at the beach. WTF
by IShipSkephalo November 13, 2021
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Threesome

Types of threesomes:
1.girl riding man penis
man eating other girl
2.man and girl 69, girl on top, and other man riding girls anus
3.man and girl p in the v, girl on top, and other man making out with girls back
4.man riding man riding man
5.lesbian oral threesome
6.girl masturbating on top of man and other girl doing p in the v
7. man making out on top of girl and other man making out while doing p in the v
8. there's much more!
Right at the orgasm Mark joined them for a threesome.
by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 16, 2021
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Threesomes

Having your cake and eating it too, then watching your cake eat another cake.
Damn, i love threesomes
by Private_Topaz August 29, 2009
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threesome

When two guys and a girl (typically), or two girls and a guy have sex all three of them together.
Marc and his girlfriend Nina were playing chess at Marc's place. Nina was staring at his deep blue eyes and was getting kinda horny. She leaned over and started kissing him passionately. Marc groped her boobs and started taking off her shirt after a few minutes of that. She ripped his shirt off and undid his pants. She kissed his neck, stomach, and then got down to his dick and gave him a glorious blowjob. He returned the favor by fingering her and then eating her out. All they wanted left was his cock in her cunt. He banged her until they both orgasmed, at which point his always horny roommate heard them and came over. He got into her asshole and banged her from that side. Nina was overwhealmed and had the greatest orgasm she'd ever experienced. After about half an hour of that they switched so Jonas got her pussy. They got bored of that and ate her out again. After a while Nina felt the need to repay them, so she blowed Jonas while giving Marc a hand job. Then she turned all her attention to Marc have him a blow job while Jonas ate her our her good. Marc needed something to do so he decided to fuck Jonas anally. Then they switched so Jonas fucked Nina, Nina blew Marc and Marc groped Nina. They continued switching positions of this threesome until the sun rose.
by cuddlebear May 28, 2014
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threesome

When a group of three people join together for sexual pleasure.
My best friend asked me to join she and her husband for a threesome.
by Belinda November 5, 2004
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threesome

A wholesome mix of homosexuality and heterosexuality. Or you can just say, from the movie Get Him to the Greek, "It's just like having sex with your girlfriend while someone else also has sex with your girlfriend."
Let's have a threesome!

But I'm straight...

So am I.
by knexer November 16, 2010
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