three piece gun

A word that is used by the hommies to discribe the three pieces of a marshmellow gun.

Dude did you see that three piece gun? Ya, he gotta be packing. Ya watch out he might shoot you right in the froat.

by killer kay May 28, 2009

Three Piece Bathing Suit

When you'd like to see a girl naked, just in her hat and two flip flops making up the three pieces

Hey baby, why don't you try on a three piece bathing suit for me.

by Jogiggety Schmogetty October 18, 2008

Three-Piece Meat-Suite

noun, collective name for the three distinct components of the male genitalia based on the furniture industry practise of selling 'three-piece suites'

'...she didn't believe me, so I got out my three-piece meat-suite'

by Benni September 22, 2004

Three-piece cage

Another name for for a business suit.Wore by stuck up , obnoxious little twats.

Random guy 1: Hey guys , look at that loser there
Random guy 2: yeah , thinking hes all high and mighty , wearing that three-piece cage

by Legin navillus May 8, 2010

Three-piece slut

A loose female who, while not relationship material, is attractive enough to accompany you to formal events, and give you an enjoyable evening afterwards.

"Are you taking Tracy to your boss' wedding?"

"Nah son, we broke up. Gonna have to use my three-piece slut for this one!"

by DavieYo May 22, 2015

Three-Piece Cage

Jocular name for a suit, particularly one worn by businessmen. The three pieces are the jacket, tie and waistcoat, as in a three piece suit, but the cage refers to the fact that one has sold themselves to a life of slaving away for a corporation whereas those who don't wear one to work are free.

"I like my six-figure salary at the hedge fund, I just wish I didn't have to wear this three-piece cage."

by MJLion October 1, 2018

three-piece suit

A lawyer who specializes in cash-seeking court-cases involving either a guy's "keeping an extra spare tire in his trunk" (i.e., getting some tail from two additional women besides his significant other), or someone's possessing one more than da two-firearm limit allowed by local ordnance --- I mean, ordinance.

Monica Blewinsky should have hired a three-piece suit to file a lack-of-faithfulness claim against da infamous "Willie with his willy", since in all likelihood he'd had at least one OTHER fellatio-favoring female in his life besides herself and his wife Hilary.

by QuacksO August 23, 2023