two-thingsism

a two-things racist
comment. mostly told to centars.

Axe commercial were centar refers to two-thingsism

by zesty quick-quick March 19, 2009

Painting tonsils

To shoot jizz in the back of someone's throat.

"Hey man did you see jess earlier"
"Nah but I was over at her house yesterday painting tonsils"

by Aroundthefur September 25, 2015

Tonsils On Deck

Having good dick sucking skills. No need to show off boobs or ass. Cause your tonsils are magical.

Amber Rose said Tonsils On Deck. Ready to go!

by Cocopuffsup November 9, 2014

dick tonsils

Tonsils that have been ravaged by a penis after repetitive insertion

Man that dude gave me some serious Dick Tonsils after that blowjob in the back alley, yikes!

by EdNigma Gene April 5, 2016

crotch tonsils

1. (slang) The male's reproductive system consisting of the testicles and scrotum, from an exterior perspective
2. The tonsils found between your crotch (if you're a man)
3. balls, nuts, family jewels, etc.

Damn, my crotch tonsils itch!

by Lu the Diver November 20, 2007

moppin' the tonsils

when making out the cleaning of the tonsils of slava and extra food left over.

amanda likes moppin' the tonsils

by reandoe March 18, 2009

finding each others tonsils

Codeword for "extreme make-out session." You kiss with so much tongue that you find your partner's tonsils.

Guy 1 : "Where did Ruby and John disappear off to last night?"
Guy 2 : "They were busy finding each others tonsils."
Guy 1 : "Oh."

by TGPA Infinity October 3, 2015