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These pretzels are making me thirsty

Comes from Seinfield.
I use it as a replacement for "this is making me angry", just like goerge does in a later episode.
You are at a cinema, people keps yaking on the phone, "these pretzels are making me thirsty" (this idiot is making me mad)
by TheLordAkira September 22, 2007
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These pretzels are making me thirsty

A seinfeld reference. Can be commonly used when you are angry, or also when someone is complaining about something trivial.
Person A -"I dont like my car because it only has two cupholders"

Person B - "These pretzels are making me thirsty"
by Kellenjoseph September 10, 2009
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these nuts on your chin

Used as an ice breaker or high value comedic punchline. Might raise some suspicion over sexuality if used improperly.
Guy 1: You need to stop, man. Drugs will kill you.
Guy 2: I'd kill for these nuts on your chin
Guy 1: Stop playin'! This is serious!
Guy 2: ... These nuts were seriously on your chin.
by namatt February 28, 2017
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These arent even my pants

phrase used to break an awkward silence, or as a way to catch peoples attention
Dude, these arent even my pants
by sixpound August 27, 2008
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These are

Said when something pleasant and enjoyable happens. More badass than saying cool or great for example.
1)"My dad gave me 100 dollars! These are!"

2) Lukas :" Tomorrow I will finally buy the guitar I told you about."

Alex:"Wow,these are,man!"
by Luxas August 6, 2010
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These Peoples Try To Fade Me

Slang for "many individuals are currently attempting to do me wrong".
That guy on Survivor was all like "These peoples try to fade me"
by DunfeeX November 25, 2003
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these aren't my glasses

A statement made by a victim waking up during an event of being teabagged, with the actor's balls on the victim's eyes.

May also logically extent to breasts.
Tim sleeps. Bruce teabags Tim.

Tim (waking up to balls covering his eyes): Hey, these aren't my glasses.
Bruce: Yes, they are.
Tim: Oh. Then I'll have to talk to my eye prescriptionist about this. I can't see anything through them.
by Moogle Earth January 24, 2013
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