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thermal blankets

A warm moist vagina with larger than normal meat curtains as to wrap around your dick at night.
bob went to stay the night with sally and kept his unit warm with her thermal blankets IE as like pigs in a blanket.
by thermal slayer April 3, 2011
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thermostat compatible

when two people are both comfortable at the same indoor temperature
Her: One thing you should know about me, is that I need the temperature to be at least 75 °

Him: Me too! We are thermostat compatible.
by zevg September 24, 2012
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thermal-boy

n. Canadian term for an athlete who is on a "hot"' streak. Can also be used in other settings such as workplaces and often is used ironically.

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Way to almost score a hockey goal there champ! You are such a thermal-boy it's a wonder the ice don't melt, eh.
by gnostic 1 July 21, 2012
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thermos

The most amazing invention of the 20th century.
It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. "How do it know?"
by Murph dog and the bandits April 29, 2003
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Thermos Mermos

When a student of special needs brings a thermos with him to lunch. After eating the contents of the thermos, he proceeds to the restroom where he has dishwater (bad diarrhea) back into the thermos. (A funnel may be used at times dependent upon how violent the dishwater is) The thermos is later brought home to the mother where she is greeted by her sweet little boy/girl, who screams "surprise" when the thermos is opened and contents are discovered. (contents are still warm) Pissed off, the mother does a quick rinse of the thermos and repacks the same lunch in the same thermos for her special child the next day.

Now, here is where the definition gets tricky: Thermos Mermos can be used as both a verb or noun.

Utilization as a verb states that Thermos Mermos is the act of refilling a thermos with excrement (must be diarrhea) so it's still warm when brought home to mother. Note that screaming "surprise" when the mudpies are found is and added touch to Thermos Mermos and does not have to be stated in all Thermos Mermos accounts.

Usage as a noun (Person): Thermos Mermos could refer to both the "actor" (person who fills the thermos with the shit-funnel) or the finder of the excrement inside the thermos.

Usage as a noun (Thing): A thermos with volcanic shit bubbling inside.
Brian: Dude, I've gotta go drop the Cosby kids off.

Nate: Why are you bringing your thermos to the bathroom?

Brian: I'm gonna Mermos this Thermos.

Nate: THERMOS MERMOS!
by Yes its B January 5, 2010
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Chowder Filled Skin Thermos

I'd love to share my lunch with you. I brought my chowder filled skin thermos.
by Hu$h February 1, 2010
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Thermans

Thermans are classified as the third gender among humans. They are anatomically different from females and males, and they mate sexually with the male species. They have a unibreast with one testicle hanging from the nipple. Fortunately, there are no nerve endings within their single breast and they may regenerate a lost testicle at will. Thermans have wings sprouting from their shoulder blades (wingspan = 4 ft) and they may fly at altitudes up to 1000km. Most Thermans reside in the citadel of Thermanica, next to Mt. Everest and shrouded in the heavens.
In the year 2346, the Thermans will shadow our Earth with their wings. The Day of Judgment is upon us and we will see no rise of light ‘til the emergence of God. Humans will rage against their own kin, blood will spill upon the luscious fruits of innocence, and the merciless will reign. It will not be the coming of the Thermans that foreshadow the apocalypse; the finger of blame will be laid upon the citizens of Earth as they approach their untimely doom.

But He who holds the sacred staff of crystallized gold will have the supremacy to resurrect the fallen ones from the land of the Unknown. The deceased will rise and the sinners will live as their bodies regenerate from the lost matter sent hurling into the chaos. Once departed from this realm, they will return with a clean-slate in the holy city of Thermanica. In the midst of the Almighty, they will learn the ways of the colossal beings.
by BambiWong May 17, 2009
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