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Portugal. The Man

An indie rock band originating in Alaska consisting of John Gourley, Zach Carothers, Noah Gersh, Kane Ritchotte, and Kyle O'Quin. They're the fucking best. Real fucking great music instead of shit there typically is these days. Orgasmic to the ears.
Guy 1: hey, what are you listening to?? I think my ears are having an orgasm!
Guy 2: Portugal. The Man motherfucker.
by madsmel November 21, 2013
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The Man's Prayer

Prayer for men, ironic. From "Red Green" Canadian public access television.
"I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess." -The Man's Prayer
by RookCastle February 20, 2013
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the man behind the slaughter

I dunno what I was thinking
Leaving my child behind
Now I suffer the curse
And now I am blind
With all this anger, guilt and sadness
Coming to haunt me forever
I can't wait for the cliff at the end of the river
Is this revenge I am seeking
Or seeking someone to avange me
Stuck in my own paradox
I wanna set myself free
Maybe I should chase and find
Before they'll try to stop it
It won't be long before I'll become a puppet
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son
Lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
I wish I lived in the present
With the gift of my past mistakes
But the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes
Your sweet little eyes
Your little smile, is all I remember
Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper
Justification is killing me
But killing isn't justified
What happened to my son, I'm terrified
It lingers in my mind
And the thought keeps on getting bigger
I'm sorry my sweet baby
I wish I've been there
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son
Lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
by ruby stevens May 21, 2020
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The Man-Child

Often displays one or more of the following characteristics:

1) Games like there's no tomorrow

2) Finds it impossible to step out of the party/frat boi phase for some reason oh wait... Because he's a child

3) So irrational makes you wonder if he was ever sober while talking to you

4) Faces difficulties in comprehending basic statements

5) Does not engage in any form of a matured conversation but runs away from everything, sometimes even acts like you or everything else is to be blamed

6) Almost makes you feel like a fucking generous babysitter offering her service for free of charge
Oh look The Man-Child... Run!!!
Jeez Tom don't be The Man-Child aka a pain in the ass
by Trollqueenb35828 November 25, 2018
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Fight the man

Any fighting of authority no matter how minor. must be stated when done so
teacher: sit down!
kid 1: no!
kid 2: way to fight the man!
by Joezorz November 10, 2006
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stick it to the man

intransitive verb: to perform an act of vandalism or general civil disobedience in order to oppose the power of the man.
"Dude, I just threw a brick at the head of the Nike corporation!"
"Dude! Way to stick it to the man!"
by Easty December 27, 2004
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