status theif

A term used to describe a person who goes out of their way to steal your facebook status. These people normally claim that the status is either 'not yours' or 'posted before you can post it.'

Person 1: *on Facebook*"Money just changed everything"
Person 2:*on Facebook* "Money just changed everything"
Person 1: Dude! Stop being a status theif!
Person 2: It's technically not stealing if you put it on Facebook.

by MiserableDesperation July 20, 2010

crazy virgin theif

One who takes more then one person's virginitys. Someone having multiple sex partners who were virgins. Or one who takes someones virginity even though mutual friends tell them not to.

yo that girls a total crazy virgin theif she slept with 2 virgins within a month!

by virgintheif December 23, 2010

The Inverted Theif

When a male and female of the human species are having sex in the piledriver position and the male has his penis inserted into the female's vagina he takes his testicels and shoves them in her anus.

Person A: "Dude I totally made it with *insert name* last night!"

Person B: "Really? Did you pull The Inverted Theif?"

A: "What's that?"

B: "It's when ou're piledrivin' a girl and you stick your giggle bag in her snatch"

A: "...what is wrong with you?"

by Klicky Zapata May 17, 2011

Joule Theif

Someone who steals your energy by talking absolute shit. Thus draining your energy. Thus stealing your joules

Someone who steals your energy by talking absolute shit. Thus draining your energy. Thus stealing your joules. Joule Theif

by pra ra ra April 18, 2020

fry theif

steals frys

the fry theif steals frys from children

by hoe boe April 19, 2022

accordian theif

One of the two moxie-class characters selectable in the online , text-based role-playing game, "Kingdom of Loathing."

"Hey, Jim, which character did you pick on KoL?"
"Oh, I'm an accordian theif."

by Justin Dodson December 15, 2006

Semen Theif

When you're going to cum in her mouth but then you catch it in your hand and eat it yourself

Michael: Hew Jason, last night Lisa wanted me to cum on her but thought nah I'll be a semen theif

Jason: Damn, GG bro

by SEMEN_THEIF August 21, 2018