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Theistic Satanism

Theistic Satanism is the most popular and common form of Satanism. This type of Satanism is not what is portrayed like in today's world. These Satanists(as well as all other variants of Satanism) are not evil, don't kill or commit any crimes. Satanists work their entire lives on being more spiritual and more in-tune with the earth. Theistic Satanist know that Satan (sometimes referred to as Enki as well as a few other names) and the Gods/Demons to be real beings. Through rituals and meditation, Theistic Satanists work to awaken energy in their body called the Kudalini Spirit, once this has awoken, the individual has reached godhead and will become a Demon/God after death. This practice takes a long time to achieve, taking more than one life, which means one most go through many lives to achieve godhead.
I am dedicated Theistic Satanist, and proud.

Theistic Satanism is a wonderful lifestyle full of self fulfillment.
by AnarchyStocking July 16, 2011
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TheLostSoul

Someone incapable of making money the way everyone else does, eventually getting down on their hands and knees begging for minimum wage. You can normally find this person on "Dank Memer" making fun of the poor while they themselves are broke.
"That TheLostSoul guy is such a petty guy. I wish he'd just shut up already and learn to make money himself."
by DipN'Drop (TLS) February 25, 2023
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TheHistoryWizard

a word used to describe a man who is friends with their wife's partner
Person : does your wife's boyfriend enjoy these videos?
TheHistoryWizard : Well, first of all, I don't have a wife I have a spouse. Their partner is also non-binary and doesn't use gendered language.
by see thru June 6, 2023
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The List

A tit-for-tat list each party of a couple makes for being the reason why their relationship is ending.
Every time we break up...you come up with a list of shit that blames me for all our problems! Well guess what! I have The List of shit on you, too, this time!!!
by talk2me-JCH2 April 7, 2021
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"The List"

"The List" is a compilation of all the hot guys in a specific group (your school, band, etc), with #1 being the hottest.
Rules of the list are determined by the list makers.
Person A: Guess what! I just added Mike to "The List"!
Person B: Ooh! Add Ethan!
Person A: EWH WHAT?
by Alpha Kennybody December 20, 2008
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pipeline-theist

n. a person who is an atheist but acts like a theist in front of other theists to get things done.

The word is inspired by Daniel Plainview's baptism in the movie 'There will be blood', where he fakes the whole baptism in order to build a pipeline
He is a pipeline-theist because he still lives with his parents. He'll become an atheist once he leaves his parents.
by mann September 17, 2012
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off the list

De-friending a person, or lowering them in one's social hierarchy, based on a perceived infraction of the terms of your relationship. Also abbreviated as "OTL."
Jim forgot my birthday last week. That dude is totally off the list.
by hang the deejay December 9, 2008
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