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the Village Bicycle 

Someone who sleeps with a lot of people. Usually used to describe a slutty person. Or can be used to describe a person who is very flirtaious and has a habit of leading people on (see Tease).
Man, she's the Village Bicycle! Everyone's had a ride!

The Village Itch 

Coined after the The Villages, FL whereby it is reported in mainstream media reports that the elderly residents freely and openly engage in in promiscuous sexual activity spreading STDs and engage in public sexual activity. The Village Itch refers to:

1. The desire of a Villages resident to do the nasty and engage in unprotected and/or open sexual activity.
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2. The actual contraction of an STD by a Villages resident from Villages resident as a result of engaging in unprotected and/or open sexual activity.
Howard attended the over 60's Night Dance at the Villages last weekend because he had a case of The Village Itch. He got just what he wanted and then some with a trip to his Gainesville, FL Urologist about a week later.
The Village Itch by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015

the village people 

a group of 4 guys from seneca that dance around on eachother and grind anyone in sight (including teachers). their music of choice is "Toxic", "Its Rainin Men", "YMCA", and "Macho Man". there's a contruction worker, a biker (he wears women's leather pants), an indian, and a police "man".
"I was just attacked by the village peole!"
the village people by hahaha April 4, 2005

The village idiot 

George Bush: The Village Idiot.
A village in Texas is missing it's idiot.

The village idiot 

<Homer> Stupid grill! Why won't you light? The gas is on full-blast!
<Bart> You better stick your head in and see what's going on.
<Homer> Good idea!

the village people 

A Homosexual singing group of pedophiles popular in the Disco/Studio 54 era.

One of their most famous songs was YMCA which of course stands for Young Mens Club of America and is a club for male youth which proves that fags are pedophiles.
Marriage was set by god in the garden of Eden to be between one man and one woman and later Jesus commanded to keep sacred the sanctity and holiness of marriage by keeping it between one man and one woman.That precedent is from antiquity and so it takes precedence over this stupid country.Gays are hateful anti-religious bigots and by their own songs they admit that they are pedophiles.