Nuked the Toilet 

Like dropping a nuke only much worse, most of the time bad enough to back up your sewage system.

Man I had to call the plumber after I nuked the toilet in my house last night.

Nuked the Toilet by Element Master October 29, 2009

pee on the side of the toilet 

Usally done by men.
Peeing on the side of the toilet to make less noise. Most done in the middle of night so no one will notice about it in your house.

You are playing videogames at night and you want to pee and make no noise so your parents won't notice.

So you pee on the side of the toilet.

pee on the side of the toilet by AC7F February 8, 2012

blowing up the toilet 

When someone craps so hard in the toilet it creates a stench to the equivalent or worse than a stink bomb.

Everybody had more than two plates of Thanksgiving dinner. You know they gonna be blowing up the toilet.

blowing up the toilet by phunnymann January 21, 2016

Riding the toilet 

When you're using the toilet for long periods of time trying to pass a bowel movement. Often triggered by diarrhea and constipation.

Tim has been riding the toilet all morning

Riding the toilet by GasMaskDog January 2, 2016

destroy the toilet 

Blake's way of saying he is about to take a massive shit. In order to completely destroy the toilet, first you need to eat alot of spicy foods like buffalo chicken wings, chili, and Taco Bell food with alot of Diablo sauce. Second, wait a few hours later for the stuff to digest. Last of all, spend about a half hour on the toilet, then shit all over the toilet bowl and squeeze out a huge hunk of a turd. In the end, your stomach will feel better, but your ass would be sore for a while.

Blake: "I'll be right back. I gotta destroy the toilet."
(half hour later)
Me: "Are you ok?"
Blake: "Yeah, I just had to take a massive shit."

destroy the toilet by rosenovarocks June 2, 2020

pug in the toilet 

A metaphor for something that’s getting in the way of things.

It’s hard to move forward with our plans considering the pug in the toilet.

pug in the toilet by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

If the toilet's broken, shit outside. 

A response to someone who never fails to find an excuse as to why something cannot be done.

Employee: "I'm waiting for IT to call me, my printer is broken. That's why I didn't print my report".

Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."

If the toilet's broken, shit outside. by micah June 19, 2010