temu slut

Temu slut (noun): A dangerously enthusiastic online shopper who treats Temu like a personality trait—known for proudly flexing $200 worth of random “necessities” (like a cat-shaped garlic peeler or a glow-in-the-dark toilet brush) that cost less than a sandwich. Often spotted refreshing delivery updates every five minutes, defending their purchases with “it was only $1,” and secretly planning their next haul before the current one even arrives.

“Jessica swore she was just buying one phone case, but three hours later she’d ordered 47 items and joined three coupon groups—classic Temu slut behavior.”

by gyattus flatus October 4, 2025

temued

When you order something online upon receiving it is much smaller than anticipated or expected.

I just received my projector from temu. Wow its way smaller than I could have ever imagined.

(Other person) You got temued. Congratulations

by ou812huh21 March 1, 2025

Temu Tax

A tax to compensate the workers who have to custom fit low quality parts because the customer wanted to save money.

This front lip doesn't fit on the car. We will have to add at least a 200% Temu Tax.

by TemuEvoX June 22, 2025

Temu Twitter

Truth Social.

Mango Mussolini posts on his Temu Twitter now.

by Mercy Mercy Mild February 14, 2024

temu pastor

A generic, or counterfeit un ordained, and unqualified version

of a biblical ordained qualified pastor,

I wouldn't go support that ministry, the leader is a temu pastor

by Pastor John marco July 10, 2024

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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

Temued

To be cheated, screwed or tricked.

You've been temued!

by Wakamoleee January 10, 2024