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Put it in the story box and save it for later 

When someone is telling an awful story and it goes on forever, you just tell them "story box" for short. It lets them know that no one cares about their story and everyone wants to move on.
Mary- ........... and then we got home and went upstairs and i was like laughing and he like said what do you want to do and neither of us knew what to do and then

John- story box
Mary- what?
John- put it in the story box and save it for later.
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Stories《¤》 Story 《¤》 Stork: The First Juvenile Release... 

What I call homo-sapiens who addicted to axolotls to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stories《¤》 Story 《¤》 Stork: The First Juvenile Release...

The Story of Mateus

Once upon an eternity ago, Mateus, who is a ninja, was at war with The Zombies. (They were much like the ones we know today, expect way deadlier.) Anyway, while engaged in combat, Mateus fell into an endless abyss that he designed for disposal of The Zombies. That abyss, which is impossible to escape, is now called the universe. From there he went on to create Earth, humanity, and everything else for unknown reasons. That is how he became God.
Mateus: "Ouch! Fuck, it's dark. Where am I? Oh shit, is this...? Damn it. Dang this is big - I wonder if there are still Zombies down here...this is gonna look bad on my autobiography 'The Story of Mateus'. (3 minutes later) I could really go for some sex right about now. I got it! Planet + animals + water = people! People = hookers! Hookers = sex! Oh, this is gonna be fun..."
The Story of Mateus by Ninja13 February 22, 2008

The Story Begins 

The only rank in Breaking the Bank. Henry Stickmin gets arrested for trying to break in the bank.
A:The Story Begins is the worst Henry Stickmin Ending ever
B:Yeah, you're right.

Moral Of The Story 

Moral Of The Story can sound different and can be used differently. It can be said as “Memorial Of The Story” , “Theme Of The Story “ or even said “Main idea Of the truth”. It still all means , What ever the story is about , The Main Statement is that

Do It For The Story 

Often used to motivate an individual to do something intrinsically fulfilling or exciting in lieu of other life mandates that do not promote that person's sense of happiness or wellness.
Jessie: Hey Mandy, want to go with me to the SNL cast afterparty tonight?

Mandy: Oh thanks for asking but no, I really should start studying for the business law exam.
Jessie: C'mon girl, DO IT FOR THE STORY!
Mandy: You know what? You're right. I'd kill to meet Justin Timberlake, and the books will be waiting for me when I get back!
Do It For The Story by diftsES July 14, 2011