seaweed brain

it means, you are an idiot, and you are reading to much percy jackson books

hey brian, hey, guess what, what, your are a seaweed brain

by andrew17 November 25, 2010

Seaweed Bitch

1. (Noun) A seaweed bitch is a woman who can be seen taking refuge in most second rate beaches around the world...or in any third rate club. She exhibits the traits of being ugly, simple, shallow, and poor.

2. (Noun) A seaweed bitch is a slimy, deceiving, bottom of the ocean slut.

Ex. "These seaweed bitches ain't loyal."

Ex. "Dude, you got crabs from that seaweed bitch last night."

by Special Strykers January 6, 2015

Seaweed Poo

Non-contiguous fecal matter with a green hue that resembles seaweed in a dirty pond, resulting from eating half a jar of spicy pepperoncinis, drinking approximately 8 beers, and letting it ferment in the stomach overnight.

Dude it literally took me 40 minutes to squeeze out that seaweed poo this morning and now my bunghole burns.

by BigArns1 September 1, 2009

seaweed diet

To smoke copious amounts of marijuana for an extended period of time.

Dude, I'm on the seaweed diet. I see weed and smoke it!

by captain stu July 22, 2010

Seaweed Bitch

A girl who is so nasty she has algae on her nuva ring.

Dude my tinder date was a total seaweed bitch

by Goose Honkers May 28, 2018

Seaweed Nips

When an intoxicated man getting sexual pleasure from placing salty seaweed upon each of one's sweaty nipples

Person: Dude, are those seaweed nips?
Dude: Yeah, it makes me feel like Aquaman

by ThE_Bo$s June 6, 2020

Crispy Seaweed

Dried man/woman juice on the pubic hair region.

Jemma was going to blow Graham but he had crispy seaweed so she decided against it.

by The wankster May 24, 2011