slaying the poon

Fucking pussy hard, like a Quinn would.

Wow I heard Quinn was slaying the poon last night!

by Quinn Fern May 23, 2016

tune the poon

When a girl or guy rubs their own or the girl's clit.

"Dude, I might not get laid, but I'll tune the poon 'til she's at high C."

by sonofagazelle November 12, 2009

looming the poon

when handsome and charming wants to put the D in his shorty, but she's all wrapped up in her pubic health. BAM!

he's looming the poon

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 26, 2019

Winnie the Poon

A sex doll shaped like winnie the pooh with a vagina for horny weirdos to shove their cocks inside

I went to Spencer gifts to buy a new Winnie the Poon doll to make love to

by D Flawless November 1, 2021

The Prime Poon System

Rather than conforming to the traditional ranking of women on the scale from 1 to 10, the Prime Poon system is a method of ranking women using prime numbers from 3 to 59.

1) HOLY SHIT!!!! THAT CHICK IS A 3!!! EVEN BY THE PRIME POON SYSTEM!!!
2) Eh... I give her about a 37
3) Damn... she like a 53

by crispy429432 March 6, 2010

Poon the boon

Anything. It can range from the gross and insulting (I pooned your girlfriend's boon) to the mundane (My car was dirty so I pooned its boon).

"Billy was being a bitch, so I pooned his boon."

"Billy's mom is hot, so I pooned her boon. Twice."

"Billy's dog Blindy is cute, so I pooned its boon."

"I don't appreciate Billy's attitude, so I pooned his boon when he was sleeping. That taught him a lesson."

"Billy, if you don't take that dildo out of your ass right now I'll poon your boon until you're forty!"

"Remember when I pooned the boon all over Billy's rug? That was quite a weekend!"

"Billy's mom will poon your boon for a nickle!"

"Green Day, the greatest band ever, totally poons the boon. Billy, being a stuipd little bitch, does not."

"Billy sucks. Poon the boon!"

by El Gambito December 14, 2004

Poon the Boon

Doing anything ever, without the limits of time and space. Pooning the boon is pooning the boon; it can be defined as doing absolutely anything. If you washed your car, you can say you "pooned your car's boon".

Dude, I pooned your boon in Starcraft yesterday.

The girl was all like "Poon my boon!" and I was all, "Okay."

Then the guy pulled out a gun and pooned at my boon! Holy crap!

by Domino August 18, 2004