Noun. The act of tucking male genitalia between the thighs or butt-cheeks for the purpose of giving one's groin the appearance of female genitalia.
1. Carlos fooled a few guys last night with his infamous mastery of the thai padlock.
2. Alex likes having sex with old ladies but he tolerates old men who are good at doing the thai padlock.
3. My penis is too short for a thai padlock.
2. Alex likes having sex with old ladies but he tolerates old men who are good at doing the thai padlock.
3. My penis is too short for a thai padlock.
by Visa para Tailandia September 24, 2017
a catholic or holy person that is a virgin and that wont have sex because they believe in abstinence or wont to save sex for sumone special.
adam: i wanna tap one of those girls
james: not possible, there all padlock catholics
adam: fuck sake!
james: not possible, there all padlock catholics
adam: fuck sake!
by funkygayl June 26, 2011
by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008
A dirty padlock is similar to a dirty protest but its traditionally used at festivals where festival goers will smear faeces on their own tent to stop their belongings being stolen.
by han.han.han April 14, 2022
by B-rizzle June 26, 2019
Padlock is the most nicest funnest pookiest pookie. She deserves to be on thr cover of vogue magazine. She also dances so good that jyps mouth is watering
by Rickysnecktatoo December 22, 2023
A girl, who is gonna be your home. She is the sweetest and most beautiful pookie ever. Yall will be best friends for life, and nothing can get in between yalls friendship. If you ever meet a Padlock, hold on to her and never let her go.
Person 1: Padlock is twerking
Person 2: Mommy Malibu , what is other mommy doing
Person 3: Padlock has become an alpha dont mind her
Person 2: Mommy Malibu , what is other mommy doing
Person 3: Padlock has become an alpha dont mind her
by Rickysnecktatoo December 30, 2023