the kristin blow job

The first attribute that makes a kristin blow job different from your ordinary blow job is that it can only be distributed by females named kristin (kirsten is also an acceptable name). Getting crazy dome from kristin is just like getting it from anyone else, however what makes it so special is that she gives it to you from the shower. So, while you are getting your dick nice and wet, she is getting her hair nice and wet. Kristin must be able to multi-task, because she needs to shampoo her hair and caress/suck on your wiener. The kristin blow job can also be a normal blow job given in a department store's dressing room.

"Damn, what's the deal with that pecan nigger"
"I know he is eating up all the nuts"
"Yeah, that fucker!"
"I won't hate on him though"
"Why not?"
"He has been getting the kristin blow job on a consistent basis"
"Shit, nigga got game!"

by fuckingbitchesgettinmoneyon_em April 24, 2010

The Kristian Syndrome

The Kristian Syndrome (Has nothing to do with Christianity, but is named after the Danish philosopher, Kristian Jørgensen, born May 4, 1994, who first discovered the syndrome) is a syndrome which typically affects teenagers in the western part of the world. The Kristian Syndrome has been built around the belief that everything has perverse undertones, and everything can be thought perverse. The Kristian Syndrome causes even the most non-perverted phrases to be turned into something perversely, in the head of people affected by The Kristian Syndrome, only by separating the sentence into smaller parts, or simply just repeating the phrase in a deeper tone.

Person 1: "No. I can't play football anymore today. My right leg hurts"

Person 2: "What's wrong with your leg?"

Person 1: "I don't know for sure. I just think that it's sore because I've used it too much"

Person 2: "I just think that it's sore because I've used it too much" (said in a deeper tone)

Person 1, 3 and 4: "HAHAHAHA! LOOOOL! Perverse!"

Person 2: "You guys have The Kristian Syndrome"

by Thephilospher July 23, 2012

the Krispie Kremie

when the thai donut shop guy offers a "happy ending" with your dozen bear claws ....and you take him up on it.

Try Artesia donuts. They have an excellent Krispie Kremie. *wink*

by Lo Nut April 4, 2005

the kristen

A type of walk where you waddle clenching your butt cheeks because of the horrendous anal sex you just had.

"Wow, she must have gotten it good. She's doing the Kristen"

by Rustled Jimmies February 6, 2018

the kristet utseende

A awesome punk rock band from Gnarp sweden!

Yo the kristet utseende is my favorite band!

by Gay buffalo September 25, 2019

The Kristian Effect

The Kristian metaphor relates to someone whose reputation (usually lies spread by ex fuck boys) is that of a harlot, and one with an IQ lower than that of Forrest Gump, but is in fact not a harlot and quite intelligent; far more than the average fuck boy believes. Often simple projection but on a larger scale.

"Everyone thinks I'm a dumb slut, but usually the guys I date and it's always THEM who cheat and quite frankly, are as slow as a Windows 98 with 2k songs downloaded by Napster. Why does the Kristian Effect have to curse ME?!?!"

by Flopstar89 July 2, 2023

The Aniko-Kristo theory

This theory is advancing the fact that a person’s breasts get bigger after eating a lot of food for lunch. However, it isn’t certified by any scientists, but I believe in myself and that’s all that matters.

-Wow Marina, your boobs are looking bigger than usual, what happened?

- Oh I just ate lunch, based on the Aniko-Kristo theory, that would explain why my boobs are looking a bit bloated right now.

by Aniko-chan >:) November 10, 2020