the eye of the jew

A special super power that only Jews have to look at someone and determine if the person is full of shit. A powerful stare that only a Jew can use to find the truth. Also known as Hebrew vision.

On Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry David often uses his superpower, the Eye of the Jew, to find out if someone is feeding him a line of BS.

by twinmama October 30, 2007

running of the jew

Each year in Kazakhstan,there is the annual running of the Jew. A man dressed up as Jew is chased down street by Kazakhstani people. Sometimes it lays an egg.

If you've seen the Borat movie,you'll know what I mean.

~Running Of The Jew~
Borat: "Ah,the Jew is laying an egg! Quick,that it children,smash the jew chick!"

by bandanasarerad November 11, 2006

jason the jew

He is my friend and he is a jew upvote this so he is in the dictionary.

Hey Jason the Jew

by Yamuthaiskindahottho April 9, 2021

bagging the jew

The act of finally obtaining a Jewish financial adviser to show you the way to their gold.

Yippie kiyahh!! Asher is done diversifying my portfolio. I'm finally bagging the jew!

by haroldhamfist March 20, 2019

James the jew

James Crump is a musso bastard who is the son of pavel and the brother of schmaul, he went to the shower yesterday but never came out for some reason

James the jew is smelly

by anonymous October 14, 2019

Winnie the jew

1) The missing link in the show winnie the pooh... You never saw him because he was busy picking up pennies so he could get some fucking honey

2) Something u call a jew..

Winnie Rosenberg --> Winnie the jew

by Curly February 28, 2005

david the jew

obsessewd with image and myspace, david the jew is often found playing pool, straightening hair, praising GHDs or applying MAC make-up.
Often seen wearing more foundation than his ex-girlfriend (refered to as the Gem-Meister), David the Jew thinks that he is God's gift to Men (the Baz-Meister) and Women.

For some weird reason... people do seem to still like him though.

'You've been straightening your hair for hours... what are you? David the Jew?'

by 1403 October 18, 2008