putting words in the horse's mouth 

interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them

boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on? That sure would be nice.

kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later

putting words in the horse's mouth by Uncle Dimma January 15, 2014

A horse's head going down the drain 

When something is very unlikely to happen or unbelievable.

That's so crazy it's like a horse's head going down the drain.

A horse's head going down the drain by Ocular Fire September 7, 2023

what's the scene horse 

used to greet a person or friend you know or have not seen for a long time.

aaron:whats up.
levi:what's the scene horse.I ain't see you in a long time.

what's the scene horse by trinitaz May 16, 2009

Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek! 

When you're at your local joust and you want to root for the horse with the biggest dick, but you can't tell which one is biggest because the horses have those decorative cloak/skirt things on; this is what you yell

You: Man I want the horse with the biggest dick to win this joust
Friend: But we can't see their dicks! They covered them up with those horse skirts!
You: You're right, this is unacceptable. Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!

Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek! by Spike The Dragon September 24, 2018

bagging bitches at the horse shop 

the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place

it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners

1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"

bagging bitches at the horse shop by ejb723 March 10, 2023

The Witch’s House

Majo no ie, (The Witch’s House) is a freeware puzzle horror game made on the engine RPG Maker VX, created by Fummy and released on 2012 of October. It is one of the most memorable games in the YouTube RPG horror era played by let’s players such as Markiplier. It was also inspired by another classic game Ib.

The Witch’s House is the kawaii game!

The Witch’s House by qweurtyip809 July 16, 2023

Papa's in the House 

The moment of penetration during intercourse

Baby it feels so good right when "Papa's in the house"

Papa's in the House by monkeysonmypjs September 21, 2011