gumdrop buttons

The sexual act of taking small gumdrop dumps on your partners chest. You then proceed to sugar coat the gumdrops with semen. After the gumdrops have hardened and cemented to your partners chest you proceed to pull them off one at a time as your partner screams "Nooooo!!!! Not The Gumdrop Buttons."
Baker: My hot loafs aren't arousing my wife anymore. Do you have any ideas?
Muffin Man: Try the gumdrop buttons
by DaFaShizz October 13, 2015
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Chocolate Gumdrop

When your girl is riding reverse cowgirl and pinches off a turd in your bellybutton
Every time jenn rides me reverse cowgirl i end up with a chocolate gumdrop!
by Jennnfromtheblock May 28, 2016
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Kalamazoo Gumdrop

This is when a woman is performing oral sex on a man while she has chewing gum in her mouth. Just before the man ejaculates she blows a bubble and catches his sperm in it and then has the guy chew it up.
Sarah pulled the old Kalamazoo Gumdrop on Chase. He was not happy.
by Chicagodan November 14, 2011
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gumdrop dick

A dick of many colors with gelatin-like consistency.
College Student A: DUDE! I heard he has a gumdrop dick.
College Student B: Nah that's a lie, but I heard she has a golf ball stomach.
by DNA Member March 31, 2010
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Goody gumdrops

A sarcastic usage of which expresses happiness or pleasure.
"I'm going to give you $1,000"
"Goody gumdrops"
by john February 25, 2004
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Goofy Gumdrop

A exceptionally silly and funnie gay person (usually a gay) that is very funny and kind with making big words
Yo bro did you see that goofy gumdrop?
No I didn't, are you talking about me because I'm queer?
by Not a goofy gumdrop February 13, 2022
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gumdrops and unicorns

Elusive fantasies. Things that one wants but can't quite attain. Often things of a darker nature (sex, drugs, rock & roll, etc.). An unlikely occurrence that would greatly please the recipient.
For example, in reference to the probability of Geek # 1's fantasy of all the cheerleaders showing up at his door naked with a keg of Bud Light right now; "It's all just gumdrops and unicorns, man."
by Desertgrrrl April 12, 2014
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