The fuckening

When a day is going too well . The fuckening has yet to occur

The day was amazing ...then came the fuckening. My parents died in a George Foreman accident

by TheMilkMan04 December 20, 2018

get your ass back behind the fucking couch

When you’re playing battletoads and someone you don’t like wants to play

Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch

by FJK SHDGIUSGJK ORJKRNF:OGHUI*( December 19, 2019

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch

What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.

by Supernatural England August 10, 2009

the fucking

When your day is going just to well but you know something bad is going to happen.

“Steven your boss needs you he said it’s important”

“Oh there it is the fucking...”

by Marieky05 February 11, 2019

Fuck the Fucking Fuckers

a valid sentence consisting of 75% cussing

aw fuck the fucking fuckers!

by [c0x0r] November 3, 2003

The fuckening

When your day goes too exceptionally well and something comes along to ruin it.

“Yep, there’s the fuckening” I said. It was going to be a great week. Today was Tuesday and my birthday was tmr, and I got the honour of skipping my most hated classes to help out with some other stuff at school, so I’ve been looking forward to this for a while. Then, while I was walking my dog to the dog park on my way to school, I fell down the stairs and twisted my ankle.

by Tasha Mali February 25, 2019

fuck! the fucking fuckers fucking fucked. fuck!

Oh dear the object in front of me appears not to be working

when your cental heating breaks down.....
fuck! the fucking fuckers fucking fucked fuck!
7 in a row gramatically correct

by fred November 19, 2003