shredding the folds

female masturbation (through hand stimulation, without dildo or other toys).

girl one: "Man, I haven't gotten laid in forever!"
girl two: "Me neither... but I've been shredding the folds a lot, so it's okay."

by Brie33 December 19, 2007

weres the forks

another way of saying wat the fuck
that was random

kim: i danced with my barbies last night
laura: weres the forks kim

by poprockz January 4, 2008

Iron the folds

Expression used to say a conflict or discussion is solved

They would iron the folds if they understood eachother

by Michel123piano February 1, 2017

Shut the folk up

Used in phone calls to the police when the local folk are exceeding the legally mandated decibel exposure limit in the jurisdiction.

“Yes we’re trying to sleep please tell the folk to shut the folk up or we’ll steal their electricity and petrol”

by YeahItsStolen May 22, 2025

Suck on the forks

To flip someone off or to give them the double bird. Often used while pulling the fingers.

Tors was annoying me so I told her to suck on the forks.

by Tors Powley October 31, 2008

Friendly with the forks

Someone who enjoys hosting all friends; the more the merrier.

Ben will invite all his neighbors to the potluck, he's friendly with the forks!

by The_buzz July 30, 2017

The Real Folk Blues

A compilation of classic blues music released in the mid-60's, featuring such artists as John Lee Hooker, Muddy Waters and Howlin' Wolf.

Also the ending theme to the anime series Cowboy Bebop, which is a show about people having to face up to their raw pasts and is well worth a watch.

The Real Folk Blues has some great music, but it's not the best to play if you have a lady over and are trying to set a mood.

by greatboozeup January 24, 2009