Fingered The 7up Cake

When you’re scanning groceries at Aldi and someone hands you a 7up cake, the slid slips off, and you dip your hand in the cum covered cake.

Damn, man, I fingered the 7up cake at work again today.

by 7upcake February 8, 2021

Fingers The Monkey

Fingers the Monkey was the first successful test held by the Dominican Republic to weaponize Monkeys. They added LSD and Heroine to the mother's bloodstream during the last few days before birth. thus Giving the baby monkey extremely chaotic behaviour, they then taught it through a reward system to attack all hands it saw, it was taught to jump onto the back of the hand, pry off the fingernails and then jam them into the backs of the targets knucklebones, the monkey would then eat off the fingers, leaving a thumb and fingernail covered hands. Thus giving him the name 'Fingers The Monkey'. After a containment breach in which Fingers escaped into the whiled after taking the fingers of five guards, he has not been located. and newspaper headlines would suggest he is now running around central ad northern America, taking the fingers of whoever he comes in contact with.

Jim: Hey man, look at this cool monkey on my hand."
Bil: Bro watch out, that's fucking Fingers the Monkey"
Jim: *screaming in pain as Fingers rips out fingernails and relocates them at his knuckles before eating his fingers."

by Sidney Stevens June 20, 2021

The Six Fingered Man

Multiple Officers, utilized to forcibly extract an inmate from a cell.

When inmate Smith went off, the guards called for The Six Fingered Man to come down and kick his ass.

by One Two February 6, 2008

The risky fingers game

A game where there is 10 bowls 5 with feces in them, and 5 with Nutella in them. Scramble the bowls, blindfold the contestant, dip all ten of their fingers into the 10 different bowls and they gotta lick off all the Nutella without eating feces.

Me: Yo did u hear he ate his own shit
Friend: was he playing the risky fingers game
Friend 2: best part he was 4 for 4 with Nutella shame he lost on the last one

by R6 vigil main November 13, 2020

Play the five-fingered flute

British, meaning of Masturbation.

Whenever I see your mother, I start playing the five fingered flute.

That bish Kemdrick Lamara is overrated as hell, but she looking, every time she preforms I play the five-fingered flute.

by RealTalkThemHo September 9, 2016

Fingers In The Booty Ass Bitch

Colloquial term for Kanye of the West, celebrity ranter and leather jogging pants enthusiast.

Get off of Twitter and raise your kids you fingers in the booty ass bitch.

by Dawn Keibals May 10, 2016

fingered up the duckpond

popular from Gloustershire in England where a women/ girl is proceded to be fingered by an older man. popularly used in the film Hot Fuzz where Danny states that miss Draper is fingered up the duckpond.

Also can be used to state to be anally probed by again an older man.

Danny: I also believe that she favours the older men
Angel: How so?
Danny: Marcus Carters older brother said she had been fingered up the duckpond

by wertytrew May 6, 2011