Surfing the Web

When having sex from behind the man inserts his thumb in the woman's ass all the way to the webbing of the hand or 'to the web'

-Hey man, you hit that last night?

-Yeah bro, I was surfing the web!

by SandmanS2000 October 24, 2012

Spread the web

frequenting bars, taverns, clubs, etc any place where mass quantities of the opposite sex congregate in an effort to hook up.

Spreading the web does not always result in hooking up but may lead to a hookup, please note that the bigger the web the more butterflies that are caught

I'm down for anything on friday. let's spread the web my man.

by Permathy August 7, 2008

Spread the Web

Early morning need for a man to stretch and pull on his nut sack. This sometimes result in a moist/warm nut sack looking like a web being spread apart...hence Spread the Web

Early each morning, Bill felt the need to spread the web before he got his cup of coffee.

by Captain Duder April 19, 2012

Search the web to plant trees...

Used to search Ecosia, a search engine that plants trees, when you're bored AF.

She typed, "Search the web to plant trees..."

by BradfordBadBoii March 12, 2021

The Ancient Web

The earliest sites and chunks of data that made up the first foundations of the world wide web. Data that has been lost to the depths of the internet and no longer retrievable.

In contemporary terms The Ancient Web is made up of the lost history of the internet sometimes view able on thewaybackmachine or other archives that exists in time before the fall of geocites.

The term will perpetually be changing to consume greater swaths of the history of the internet until clearly defined eras are identified.

"I remember a story from years ago, but it is lost to the ancient web."

by Viroodiem October 29, 2018

The Dark Web

A place that cannot be accessed by your everyday browsers like Google, Internet Explorer or FireFox. Here you are completely anonymous, no one knows who the hell you are, The Dark Web is used by pedophiles, drug addicts, criminals, people wishing someone dead or people who want to visit a country and get some fake cash. They're are many things you can purchase, quite expensive tbh, probably the most notable thing you can buy is a hitman, these cost multiple K and will kill ANYONE, so make sure no one aint got no dirt on you, they can order this on you! Another "enjoyed" offering is 5-15 year old girl sex slaves who have been kidnapped by some sicko, drugs and weapons are common buy too. For some sick motherfuckers, the dark web is the leading porn industry, well sort of, PornHub is legal, Dark Web Porn is not, Why you ask? Well basically, these girls are underage, many of them 11 or 12 some even younger, the thing aswell, these girls did not consent to this, meaning it is rape, some tapes could end with murder of that girl aswell. It is not only girls though, plenty of boys are receiving this awful treatment too. There is also sick fucks fucking dogs and horses and other things which is bloody disgusting. If you don't believe me then see for yourself, but I ain't telling how to get there, ask your mates or search Google for instructions. Tbh for anyone browsing and curious I have no dirt on you but if anyone of you guys reading this actually partake in this then you are sick.

Guy 1: "I've seen things man"
Guy 2: "What did you see? And where!"
Guy 1: "On the Dark Web, there was a 11 year old girl being raped"
Guy 2: "Holy shit man!"

by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

The Deep Web

Describes low key sites on the web or unknown content on a well known site that is weird in nature and/or extremely hard, if not impossible, to understand why such content even exists.

The term curiosity killed the cat applies well with this term-and let me tell you, the deep web will show that not only was the cat killed, but subject to things I could be sent to jail for if I were to describe them on a site like UD.

My friend ventured into the deep web on an acid trip, and now thinks Chim Chim from Speed Racer is out to rape and kill him.

by GaaraoftheDamned January 22, 2014