Violin

The invisible instrument that your friends or collegues play for you when you sound like a little bitch.

You - Dude, how in the fuck does my boss expect me to do all of this bullshit for him on such short notice?

Me - <<playing an invisible violin>>

You - AHHHHHHHHHH !

by Xx-JC-xX October 14, 2009

Violin

a torture to your hands.

What a great violin.

by FunniestEnglish February 1, 2021

Violining

The act of using a violin, I thought it was obvious enough 🤨

“You know me, I'm violining up in this place!”

by Franky1228 December 16, 2021

violin

The highest instrument in the string family.
Also the only musical instrument that asian children are permitted to play.

Asian Child: Dad, i want to play the guitar.
Father: Daughter, it's pronounced "violin".

by bob the amazing person October 22, 2012

violin

Noun
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1) An instrument which is fun to play when you vibrato the ‘G’ string with your pinky.
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1) Mom said, “Don’t rape the fucking violin.”

by Johnson. May 23, 2018

Violin

When a cat licks its own private parts, it puts one leg out like the bow of a violin. (verb, Australian)

Aww Jeeze Twinkletoes, do you have to 'do violin' while I am eating my bacon sanga ? Tha'ts just so... In my face !

by Lemonseed December 13, 2012

Violin

(noun) A word that symbolizes the female genitalia; not dissimilar to the instrument, the violin, there must be a stick to produce sound. Likewise, it can be performed with a group.

Many have tried to learn the art form of 'playing' the violin, but only a few have truly mastered it.

by McCrapper March 22, 2013