The Velvet Lion

A title held by a man who has a voice so low, soothing, and powerful (and at times monotone) that you are not able to hear the words being spoken over the sound of car's engine or loud music; however, the sound of the man's voice alone is still somehow pleasurable enough to the ear to arouse conversation and physical stimulation, as well as create a sense of comfort in those present.

*The Velvet Lion arrives at a party*

Guy 1: Hey dude what's up?!

*loud music*

VL: Hey...MmmRrrrgrrrAhh!

Guy 1: Hehe...uhh yeah man okay... I'll get you a beer and you can tell me all about it.

VL: Hmmmrrghh.

Random Girl: I don't know what just happened but I felt the walls shake and now I need to change my underwear.

by GoatTeaAye December 18, 2012

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The Velvet Fog

The Velvet Fog is when one takes the moisture from one's own or another's flatulence and uses it to masturbate with.

Sarah's juicy fart had just the right amount of humidity for Mike to enter The Velvet Fog and rub one out.

by mikeness January 1, 2009

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avoid like the Velvet Fog

To evade something at all costs. See avoid like the plague.

Nuts, I avoid like the Velvet Fog, because I'm deathly allergic to them.

by Ouizardus July 5, 2006

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The Velvet Rug

When a elderly hooker removes her dentures and gives one a blow job. Aka a Softy or Gummy

Wanda the crack whore pulled her dentures out and gave me The Velvet Rug.

by The Dusty Ogre August 27, 2017

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The Velvet Underground

An awesome punk band from the 60s. Somehow they just stopped writing songs. One of their guitarists, Malcom Young, however, went on to keep performing in the kick-ass band AC/DC with his little brother, Angus Young

If I were to choose the Velvet Underground from Velvet Revolver, I'd have to go with Underground.

by BeefJerky Man September 25, 2004

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