The Turtle club

The turtle club is a group of guys who have slept with or sleep with women of low Attraction. Some would say a 5 out of 10.

The turtle club is a group of guys with low standard's that sleep with women that other guy's wouldn't touch or would only get a BJ from

Yo I joined the turtle club last night. Yeah she was pretty big.

Yo the ugly girl over there wants the dick bro. You ready to join the turtle club?

by Crazy charismatic August 8, 2017

The turtle gang

The local soccer club located in sterling commons in Sterling Heights Michigan. These amazing group of soccer players play at local park called dodge park. While everyone wishes they were as good at soccer as all of them.

Man the turtle gang always beats us 3-0 at dodge park.

by The turtle gang December 11, 2018

The Turtle Army

A group of people obsessed with turtles on a Minecraft server. They've gone through troubles and hardships but they've gotten through it. They've gotten hacked and destroyed, but they're still here

The Turtle Army is having a pizza zoom.

by Turtle guy 70 May 18, 2021

Thomas the Turtle

A term commonly used to exemplify the fact that all Thomas-es slightly resemble turtles. Also, it is used to mock young, muscular men who enjoy eating sandwiches, wrestling, and refer to their father's by their first name.

Girl1: Woah..... that guy is such a Thomas the Turtle!!

Girl2: Wow... Tom sure looks like a turtle!!! Soo... that's why they call him Thomas the turtle!

by hge13 December 22, 2010

Throw the turtle

The act of throwing a turtle against the wall in a post masturbation rage. Or to pleasure yourself by vigarous masturbation.

When I read my old issues of Boys Life I have an overwhelming urge to throw the turtle.

by Poppy410 June 29, 2014

Respect the turtle

Masturbate. Ask Craig Ferguson.

I was just in the bathroom trying to respect the turtle!

by Briana83 May 24, 2014

Tumbling the turtle

To take part in a sexual activity.

1. Can you come out tonight?

Tumbling the turtle, sorry..

2. What'd you get up to earlier with that girl?

We were tumbling the turtle.

by The-Master-of-Disaster October 20, 2012