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The Thanksgiving Slasher 

When you masturbate into a thanksgiving turkey and present it to the family for dinner.
Joe: Bro I gotta finish real quick.
Tyler: Alright finish in the turkey so we can have The Thanksgiving Slasher for dinner.
Joe: Right on bro!

The Thanksgiving Stuffer 

When you stick a large turkey leg in someone’s ass....knuckle end...and eat the meat end.
I gave my girlfriend the thanksgiving stuffer....so full and a little sleepy

the thanksgiving special 

after recieving oral sex from a girl you bust wind from the feast and slam a pumpkin pie into her face and say happy thanksgiving
john was bustin sarah in the face, when he sharted and came and use the thanksgiving special
the thanksgiving special by jasenjaz December 28, 2007

The Thanksgiving Special 

The act when one puts mashed potatos into the anus of their significant other, then warms gravy to a scalding temperature. One would then proceed to pour the boiling gravy into the anus of their significant other as well as rubbing turkey skin on their vagina or scrotum. Then would use a spoon to scoop out the potatos mixed with gravy and excrement, then put it on the turkey skin and eat it.
Yo man, I gave that girl I got from the bar The Thanksgiving Special, this November is gonna be lit.
The Thanksgiving Special by Roofalo November 19, 2022

the thandos 

the best people to be made alive and so pretty and 20% better then the human beings
the thandos ar ethe best people to be alive
the thandos by anonymous June 17, 2023

Prepearing the thanksgiving feast 

The act of having sex with a turkey that has been prepared for consumption, could also be said as stuffing the turkey.
Last night I was prepearing the thanksgiving feast when my mom walked in and called the police on me, now I'm on probation.